Weatherwax wrote:
Raise your hand if you'd want to 10 minutes alone to knock the **** out of that *****?
/raises hand.
Stupid @#%^ face.
Oh come on, with a little effort and imagination I'm sure you can come up with 100 better things to do to her than "knock the **** out" of her.
Here's a few examples...
Electroconvulsive Therapy - Every time she spouts her shrill drivel, give her a few volts, see, its both entertaining and constructive.
Picture Time - Drop her into the yard of a prison and pay the guards to look away for those 10 minutes. Have plenty of film ready in your camera so you can savor the memories. And so can Ann if you send her copies of those pictures everyday, so she can remember the fun.
Psychedelic Research - How do harpies react to "magic" mushrooms laced with LSD? Now you can find out. Only 10 minutes to research, but a lifetime of acid flashbacks for her. It's fun, and educational.
A Moment's Respite - Bound to a chair and gagged with duct tape, Ann won't have any complaints (that you can hear) about watching "An Inconvenient Truth" on a big screen TV.