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#1 Mar 05 2007 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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So, ol' DiCk Cheney eh?

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**** Cheney has blood clot in leg

US Vice-President **** Cheney has a blood clot in his leg and is being treated with blood-thinning medication, his office has said.

He experienced discomfort in his lower left leg on Monday morning and had medical tests. He returned to work after the examination.

He is to be treated with blood-thinning medication for several months.

Mr Cheney, 66, has a history of cardiac problems. He has suffered four heart attacks and has a pacemaker.


So I'm betting he's watching that Warfarin pump and wondering if his semi-lunars will turn off the ignition.

His medical history means that he as at extremely high risk from warfarinisation.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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#2 Mar 05 2007 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Warfarin sounds an awful lot like warfare.

Just sayin', it'd be an appropriate exit.
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#3 Mar 05 2007 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Can you actually thin US currency?
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#4 Mar 05 2007 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Can you actually thin US currency?
dlr
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#5 Mar 05 2007 at 3:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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66?!

I thought that dude was, like, 120 or something.
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