At a gig recently he asked me to look around and try to find any wimminz that looked like they had natural hair. I was amazed - almost every chick had streaks, highlights or an apparent mismatch between their head hair and their eyebrows.
So - Laydeez:
Ladies - Have you had your hair coloUred?
| No - I've never dyed it: |    | 1 (6.7%) |
| Yes, in the past, but I've now let it grow back to its natural state: | | 4 (26.7%) |
| Yes - My hair is currently dyed/streaked/highlighted: | | 4 (26.7%) |
| I am an bloke and would feel left out if there wasn't a button for me to press: | | 4 (26.7%) |
| I am Britney Spears and the electric butterflies dancing in my sky-bubble tell me my head looks awful purdy: | | 2 (13.3%) |
| Total: | 15 |
