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#1 Mar 05 2007 at 11:32 AM Rating: Excellent

Darqflame

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I do not know if this has been posted before... HAAAA I always wanted to post that!

I didn't even feel like googling it, just wanted to share because it was hilarious!

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I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an ******. I rest my case

So how many of you agree?

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#2 Mar 05 2007 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good

Thumbelyna

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After this past weekend, /raises hand.

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#3 Mar 05 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good

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That definitely presents an interesting case for reverse-life.... was just wondering though. What if in that last 9 months, your host decides that she doesn't want a tenant. That would definitely play weird with the concepts of abortion and euthanasia.

Also, Alzheimer's and senility aside, doesn't that mean that you'd basically start out life knowing everything that you are ever going to, until someone teaches it to you, then you forget those things.

Okay, the more I think about it, the more this concept hurts my brain. I don't like it anymore.

Edit: PS.... doesn't that also mean that when you are getting pregnant you go to the doctor and they spend however many hours shoving your child INTO you? Wouldn't they then say "Pull, pull!", and then you would have "retractions" for hours afterwards.

Edited, Mar 5th 2007 2:51pm by Ridana

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