Forum Settings
       
« Previous 1 2 3 4 5
Reply To Thread

Universal Birth ControlFollow

#1 Mar 05 2007 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Ignoring the "It'd never pass" aspect of it...

Would it benefit society if the United States offered free birth control to anyone who requested it? By which I mean the pill, long-term "pill" injections/implants, condoms and Plan B. Of course, people being people, we can't assure that they would always be used consistantly and properly but we'd provide as much education as possible. Make them all widely available -- any pharmacy, doctor's office or medical building will be able to dispense them (or make the injection types easy to have done).

Is it something we should do? It's cheaper to prevent a birth than to raise a child on the State's tab.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#2 Mar 05 2007 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Is it something we should do?


No, we should offer poor people $100,000 for permanent irreversible sterilization, subtracting $10,000 from that figure for every child they have already.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#3 Mar 05 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
****
4,596 posts
Quote:
any pharmacy, doctor's office or medical building will be able to dispense them


Would be? Or be mandated to by law?

Other than that, Planned Parenthood in most areas already dispenses birth control free, or at reduced cost depending on your financial situation.
____________________________
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere

Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
#4 Mar 05 2007 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
Jophiel wrote:
Is it something we should do? It's cheaper to prevent a birth than to raise a child on the State's tab.


I'm not sure about US population trends, but up North our population would be declining if it weren't for immigration.

I guess the question is what would you rather have? Some children raised by the state or more immigration?
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"

#5 Mar 05 2007 at 9:46 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Other than that, Planned Parenthood in most areas already dispenses birth control free, or at reduced cost depending on your financial situation.


Why is this board composed of 95% people who can't just ******* play along? You're not clever, just tedious. You're the guy in class who derails every hypothetical conversation by pointing out meaningless pedantic things of no value.

"Should we increase fines on speeding to curb accidents caused by speed?"

"Well, what if the radar gun isn't calibrated correctly?"

"Someone smash his head with an anvil."
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#6 Mar 05 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

I guess the question is what would you rather have? Some children raised by the state or more immigration?


More immigration. That's a question? Really? Someone is struggling with that? Hmm, people not born here, or people born here into a life of misery and suffering.

Tough call.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#7 Mar 05 2007 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
Without taking into consideration the "snowball's chance in hell" it would have of actually making it into law, I could still see problems with the regulation of the pills, namely the Morning After pill. If it was free to all, or just widely available, it would likely lead to decreased use of contraceptives. After all, everybody knows that sex feels better without a condom, so if you have a perfectly legal, readily available fallback, what's to encourage people to use condoms and similar contraceptives in the first place?

A side effect of decreased use of condoms would mean an increase in the spread of STDs. All in all, the best route would likely be the free availability of condoms, as well as a change from the insipid "abstinence only" education that grade school children receive to instruct them in the proper use of contraceptives. Birth control and the Morning After pill should still be regulated in some way, if only to discourage them as substitutes for other modes of contraception.
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

#8 Mar 05 2007 at 9:49 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

After all, everybody knows that sex feels better without a condom, so if you have a perfectly legal, readily available fallback, what's to encourage people to use condoms and similar contraceptives in the first place?


That would a logical argument if there weren't 10000 other forms of birth control that that didn't prevent STDs that could be used in place of Condoms.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#9 Mar 05 2007 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
Smasharoo wrote:

I guess the question is what would you rather have? Some children raised by the state or more immigration?


More immigration. That's a question? Really? Someone is struggling with that? Hmm, people not born here, or people born here into a life of misery and suffering.


It is a question because current immigration systems are designed to filter out x number of people. To raise the numbers our standards would have to be lowered.

Personally, I agree with raising the immigration levels. But, it's an issue that will have a lot of people up in arms.
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"

#10 Mar 05 2007 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Lord xythex wrote:
Other than that, Planned Parenthood in most areas already dispenses birth control free, or at reduced cost depending on your financial situation.
According to PP's site, each PP center sets its own fees and rates. Also, PP is funded privately.

I'm talking 100% free, tax-funded birth control. Take the cost out of the general welfare/social services fund on the assumption that we'll save money by raising less kids.

I'd hate to make the "What if the doctor doesn't want to?!" bit a hang-up so we'll just dispense the birth control at government offices, police stations, post offices, social services, public hospitals, etc.

Anyone saying "The Post Office isn't really a government building..." will be ignored.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#11 Mar 05 2007 at 9:53 AM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Demea wrote:
Without taking into consideration the "snowball's chance in hell" it would have of actually making it into law, I could still see problems with the regulation of the pills, namely the Morning After pill.
I have no personal experience but, according to the testimonies I've heard from woman who've used Plan B, no one would willingly make it their first choice.

I'd assume a prescription would be given for the Pill preventing you from hording 15,000 Pill packets. It'd just be free.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#12 Mar 05 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
Smasharoo wrote:

After all, everybody knows that sex feels better without a condom, so if you have a perfectly legal, readily available fallback, what's to encourage people to use condoms and similar contraceptives in the first place?


That would a logical argument if there weren't 10000 other forms of birth control that that didn't prevent STDs that could be used in place of Condoms.

English, please.
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

#13 Mar 05 2007 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

English, please.


Which word confused you? Perhaps you can attempt to paraphrase your understanding of my post, and I can correct what you got wrong. I'm not terribly good at dumbing things down.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#14 Mar 05 2007 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
It's Just a Flesh Wound
******
22,702 posts
Smasharoo wrote:

English, please.


Which word confused you? Perhaps you can attempt to paraphrase your understanding of my post, and I can correct what you got wrong. I'm not terribly good at dumbing things down.


He's nitpicking (Probably unconciously) on the fact that you forgot a "be" between would and a.

Edit: and the double that, that I apparently missed :o

Edited, Mar 5th 2007 1:16pm by Deadgye
____________________________
Dear people I don't like: 凸(●´―`●)凸
#15 Mar 05 2007 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
****
4,596 posts
Quote:
Why is this board composed of 95% people who can't just @#%^ing play along? You're not clever, just tedious. You're the guy in class who derails every hypothetical conversation by pointing out meaningless pedantic things of no value.


Well I don't know if I'd call the argument that: "The hypothetical situation isn't hypothetical because it already exists" a meaningless pendantic thing of no value. Why are you so angry Smash? Is this still about the Muslim heaven thing?

It's as if we decided to debate "Why don't we put some sort of wheel shaped device in cars so that people can control which direction it travels in when they accelerate."

But anyway, back on topic.

Quote:
I'm talking 100% free, tax-funded birth control. Take the cost out of the general welfare/social services fund on the assumption that we'll save money by raising less kids.


It's irrelevant. anyone that wants 100% free birth control can go to their local Planned Parenthood and ask for it. They have the option to not report their income on the sign up form. It's already available and we still have thousands of unplanned births. Even if they don't want to hassle with planned parenthood, condoms are $4 a box at your local grocery store, Birth control pills are $23 a month at your local pharmacy.

Anybody in this country that wants birth control can have it. Publically funding it will only give politicians something else to debate to no real consequence.

____________________________
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere

Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
#16 Mar 05 2007 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
Quote:
It's irrelevant. anyone that wants 100% free birth control can go to their local Planned Parenthood and ask for it.


It's relevant because as Joph says, Planned Parenthood is privately funded (specifically for this reason: they could not get federal funding without agreeing to draconian restrictions on what they do).

____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

#17 Mar 05 2007 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Well I don't know if I'd call the argument that: "The hypothetical situation isn't hypothetical because it already exists" a meaningless pendantic thing of no value. Why are you so angry Smash? Is this still about the Muslim heaven thing?

It's as if we decided to debate "Why don't we put some sort of wheel shaped device in cars so that people can control which direction it travels in when they accelerate."


No, it's not even vaguely approximate, and you know it isn't. This is just your ego defending your own stupidity at this point.


It's irrelevant. anyone that wants 100% free birth control can go to their local Planned Parenthood and ask for it. They have the option to not report their income on the sign up form. It's already available and we still have thousands of unplanned births. Even if they don't want to hassle with planned parenthood, condoms are $4 a box at your local grocery store, Birth control pills are $23 a month at your local pharmacy.

Anybody in this country that wants birth control can have it. Publically funding it will only give politicians something else to debate to no real consequence.


This is largely true in relatively liberal metropolitan areas. It's completely false in small rural places and among underage, poor, or various other classes of people. Your PERSONAL experience is not representative of EVERYONE'S experience.

You can't be so ******* simple as to think it is. Can you? Really?
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#18 Mar 05 2007 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
Smasharoo wrote:

English, please.


Which word confused you? Perhaps you can attempt to paraphrase your understanding of my post, and I can correct what you got wrong. I'm not terribly good at dumbing things down.

Well, not only did you forget a few words in there (I think), but there's also a repeated word, and your use of double negatives doesn't lend to your cogency.

Plus, as I understand it, you're actually lending strength to my post instead of contradicting it. You just didn't quote the whole thing (or didn't read it).
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

#19 Mar 05 2007 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
****
4,596 posts
Quote:
This is largely true in relatively liberal metropolitan areas. It's completely false in small rural places and among underage, poor, or various other classes of people.


I'm sorry, but could you direct me to a small rural place in the US that does not have a pharmacy?

My argument is that getting birth control in this country is not a problem. Getting people to agree to use it is. We could tape condoms to every telephone pole in the country and it wouldn't make a dent in the birth rate.
____________________________
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere

Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
#20 Mar 05 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Well, not only did you forget a few words in there (I think), but there's also a repeated word, and your use of double negatives doesn't lend to your cogency.

Plus, as I understand it, you're actually lending strength to my post instead of contradicting it. You just didn't quote the whole thing (or didn't read it).


Are you really so rock ******* stupid that you couldn't infer meaning from context?

I find that fairly hard to believe. On the other hand, someone being so mindbogglingly petty as to ignore meaning and instead focus on form in a medium where form is completely meaningless also seems a stretch.

Which is it?
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#21 Mar 05 2007 at 10:18 AM Rating: Excellent
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
Quote:
On the other hand, someone being so mindbogglingly petty as to ignore meaning and instead focus on form in a medium where form is completely meaningless also seems a stretch.

How is form completely meaningless on an internet forum? All that I have to go by here to interpret your opinion is the way you put your words together. Failing to do that in a coherent manner only leads to people misunderstanding your meaning.

And, to be clear, I didn't miss the point of your post entirely, just wanted clarification to make sure that I understood you correctly.
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

#22 Mar 05 2007 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

I'm sorry, but could you direct me to a small rural place in the US that does not have a pharmacy?


You're right, all pharmacists fill every prescription, everywhere in the country.

Oh wait.

The reality is that is hard bordering on impossible for a 17 year old to have access to birth control in parts of this country. Get the **** over it. No one cares about your ego.

You're totally right, everyone can get birth control for free, all the time in the
US. Now stop wasting everyone's time and go back to self satisfiedly smearing peanut butter on your balls and whacking off to pictures of Carol Channing or whatever it is you do when not mindlessly repeating yourself on message boards.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#23 Mar 05 2007 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

How is form completely meaningless on an internet forum? All that I have to go by here to interpret your opinion is the way you put your words together. Failing to do that in a coherent manner only leads to people misunderstanding your meaning.

And, to be clear, I didn't miss the point of your post entirely, just wanted clarification to make sure that I understood you correctly.


So, about half stupid and half petty then?

Noted.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#24 Mar 05 2007 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
Nexa
*****
12,065 posts
Lord xythex wrote:

My argument is that getting birth control in this country is not a problem. Getting people to agree to use it is. We could tape condoms to every telephone pole in the country and it wouldn't make a dent in the birth rate.


Where I grew up, it was about 5 miles to a pharmacy and about 8ish to family planning. I walked it, but I've always been an over achiever.

If it was federally funded/free, it would mean that a teenage girl who is already nervous and uncomfortable could actually get her birthcontrol from her own doctor instead of needing to go to a stranger at family planning for an invasive examination. As the pill and just about any other form of birth control that a woman controls for herself is prescribed, there is no getting around an exam, unless she wants to rely exclusively on a teenage boy to take care of birth control.

Nexa
____________________________
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
#25 Mar 05 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
Smasharoo wrote:
So, about half stupid and half petty then?

Noted.


I can ignore arguments and attack small nuances too, y'know. Smiley: glare
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

#26 Mar 05 2007 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
Lord xythex wrote:
Quote:
This is largely true in relatively liberal metropolitan areas. It's completely false in small rural places and among underage, poor, or various other classes of people.


I'm sorry, but could you direct me to a small rural place in the US that does not have a pharmacy?


Sand Lake MI, 49343
Pierson MI, 49STFU
« Previous 1 2 3 4 5
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 286 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (286)