I'm so inviting him to my next wedding. I'm relatively certain that's what went wrong with the first marriage.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I'm so inviting him to my next wedding. I'm relatively certain that's what went wrong with the first marriage.
Inviting who? Christopher Walken, or Ghengis Khan? I bet having Ghengis Khan at a wedding would be awesome, especially if he gets drunk and sings some old Mongol wedding song, then gets weirded out by the photographer's flashbulb and goes crazy and wrecks the reception hall. That would be a memorable wedding.
By the way... I'm really thinking that we can make this show work. Someone get an ABC rep on this forum.
Ridana wrote:
Inviting who? Christopher Walken, or Ghengis Khan? I bet having Ghengis Khan at a wedding would be awesome, especially if he gets drunk and sings some old Mongol wedding song, then gets weirded out by the photographer's flashbulb and goes crazy and wrecks the reception hall. That would be a memorable wedding.
It would probably be safer for the groom if it were Ghengis Khan. I don't care how old Christopher Walken is, he's still hawt...and a snazzy dancer.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It would probably be safer for the groom if it were Ghengis Khan. I don't care how old Christopher Walken is, he's still hawt...and a snazzy dancer.
We'll see how good of a dancer he is with no kneecaps.
I mean, yes, quite attractive for an older man. Although, everyone knows you're a sucker for sarcastic egomaniacs.
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Nexa wrote:
It would probably be safer for the groom if it were Ghengis Khan. I don't care how old Christopher Walken is, he's still hawt...and a snazzy dancer.
Nexa
Nexa
Before he went into acting, he was a professional balerina.
No, really.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
It would probably be safer for the groom if it were Ghengis Khan. I don't care how old Christopher Walken is, he's still hawt...and a snazzy dancer.
Nexa
Nexa
Before he went into acting, he was a professional balerina.
No, really.
Are you saying he's a petite woman dancer?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Are you saying he's a petite woman dancer?
WAS.
I hate when people use the wrong terminology.
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