King Rimesume wrote:
Aegis wrote:
I'd still hit it.
With a large
Flattery won't get you anywhere...
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With a large
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King Rimesume wrote:
Aegis wrote:
I'd still hit it.
With a large, Purple, throbbing object repeatedly?
Yes
I'm just hoping someday soon she takes a dirt nap right beside Anna Nicole, so (after the death-related furor dies down) we can STOP. F'UCKING. HEARING. ABOUT. HER.
After that...Paris is next. We'll plant her on the other side of Anna Nicole and forget about her too. Then my most-loathed triumversate of no-talent, trumped-up trailer trash nobodies will FINALLY be gone!
After that...Paris is next. We'll plant her on the other side of Anna Nicole and forget about her too. Then my most-loathed triumversate of no-talent, trumped-up trailer trash nobodies will FINALLY be gone!
Debalic wrote:
As in Downey Jr.?
One has to question a culture which drives people to try and attain a certain almost unattainable ideal and then idol worship the few who attain it and scrutinize their every move looking for a mistake until the person has a break with reality and goes f'ucking ape sh'it.
That being said when she came out with her first single in 1998 I remember thinking to myself "I hope that girl ends up going insane, shaving her head and carving the number of the beast into the side of her head". I only had to wait 9 years.
That being said when she came out with her first single in 1998 I remember thinking to myself "I hope that girl ends up going insane, shaving her head and carving the number of the beast into the side of her head". I only had to wait 9 years.
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bodhisattva wrote:
One has to question a culture which drives people to try and attain a certain almost unattainable ideal and then idol worship the few who attain it and scrutinize their every move looking for a mistake until the person has a break with reality and goes f'ucking ape sh'it.
I enjoy people watching too, especially when they are crashing and burning.
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Ambrya wrote:
I'm just hoping someday soon she takes a dirt nap right beside Anna Nicole, so (after the death-related furor dies down) we can STOP. F'UCKING. HEARING. ABOUT. HER.
After that...Paris is next. We'll plant her on the other side of Anna Nicole and forget about her too. Then my most-loathed triumversate of no-talent, trumped-up trailer trash nobodies will FINALLY be gone!
After that...Paris is next. We'll plant her on the other side of Anna Nicole and forget about her too. Then my most-loathed triumversate of no-talent, trumped-up trailer trash nobodies will FINALLY be gone!
I think Ms. Hilton is actually feeding off of the souls of her acolytes. She used to hang out with Lohan; Lohan goes nuts. She was friends with the Olsen twins; they're the walking undead now. She's OMG best friends with Nicole Richie, who apparently can't keep solid food down anymore. And of course her new bestest friend Britney crashes and burns after what? A month?
You're well advised to avoid her.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
You're well advised to avoid her.
But, but...how can we when she drives without a license!
<cue dramatic music>
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
*looks around in panic*
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called but luckily she was unhurt."
Damn, I was hoping she did do some harm. :(
Damn, I was hoping she did do some harm. :(
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Samira wrote:
*looks around in panic*
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Quote:
A source said, "She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone (from rehab) telling him she still loves him. She just wants to be with him again and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage."
She's wise beyond her years.
This pretty much sums up my previous feelings of Britney when she first came on the "scene".
Since then, said feelings haven't exactly improved much.
Edited, Mar 6th 2007 7:25pm by DodoBird
Since then, said feelings haven't exactly improved much.
Edited, Mar 6th 2007 7:25pm by DodoBird
DodoBird wrote:
This pretty much sums up my previous feelings of Britney when she first came on the "scene".
Since then, said feelings haven't exactly improved much.
Since then, said feelings haven't exactly improved much.
Haha... I'll have to remember that line for a future conflict irl. "You know <name here>, I have a little theory about why you're such a *****."
missjackie wrote:
She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called but luckily she was unhurt."
Damn, I was hoping she did do some harm. :(
Damn, I was hoping she did do some harm. :(
Lack of oxygen rarely has any effect on a bowling ball.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I got Britney in my dead pool checking out of life in 2008. I'll take odds she does **** in the intervening months before she blows herself away with a double ought blast from a shotty to the babymaker.
After all, she wouldn't want to mess up that bloated trailer park grill she has...
Totem
After all, she wouldn't want to mess up that bloated trailer park grill she has...
Totem
Samira wrote:
I think Ms. Hilton is actually feeding off of the souls of her acolytes.
Samira wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
I'm just hoping someday soon she takes a dirt nap right beside Anna Nicole, so (after the death-related furor dies down) we can STOP. F'UCKING. HEARING. ABOUT. HER.
After that...Paris is next. We'll plant her on the other side of Anna Nicole and forget about her too. Then my most-loathed triumversate of no-talent, trumped-up trailer trash nobodies will FINALLY be gone!
After that...Paris is next. We'll plant her on the other side of Anna Nicole and forget about her too. Then my most-loathed triumversate of no-talent, trumped-up trailer trash nobodies will FINALLY be gone!
I think Ms. Hilton is actually feeding off of the souls of her acolytes. She used to hang out with Lohan; Lohan goes nuts. She was friends with the Olsen twins; they're the walking undead now. She's OMG best friends with Nicole Richie, who apparently can't keep solid food down anymore. And of course her new bestest friend Britney crashes and burns after what? A month?
You're well advised to avoid her.
There go my plans for next weekend.
Debalic wrote:
missjackie wrote:
She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called but luckily she was unhurt."
Damn, I was hoping she did do some harm. :(
Damn, I was hoping she did do some harm. :(
Lack of oxygen rarely has any effect on a bowling ball.
Well, she definitely does use all 3 holes. :>
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