http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/05032007/britney_im_the_antichrist
Friends of Britney Spears have revealed the singer scrawled the devil's digits, 666, over her bald head and screamed "I'm the Antichrist" in rehab last weekend.
One pal told the News Of The World, "The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then she started screaming, 'I'm a fake! I'm a fake!'"
I've gone from abject disgust and hatred to being strangely intrigued.
Yes, there's something wrong with me.
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Glad you're keeping us up to speed on all the latest Brittany news. I wouldn't want to miss something.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Interesting. I was thinking the same thing while looking at her on a magazine cover with the headline "Why Brittney Snapped" while showing her with her tonsure.
but it's no mystery that there is something wrong with me.
but it's no mystery that there is something wrong with me.
Glad you're keeping us up to speed on all the latest Brittany news. I wouldn't want to miss something.
My favorite Andrea Yates site was down. Now there was a catch!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
She's very hygienic I hear.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
This makes me laugh so much.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I smell a future VH1 Surreal Life house guest.
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A source said, "She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone (from rehab) telling him she still loves him. She just wants to be with him again and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage."
Because that's A) what babies are for; and B) what babies do.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I found her attractive until I saw those pics of her sans underwear.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam wrote:
I found her attractive until I saw those pics of her sans underwear.
Yeah, no *****. *shudder*
:p
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I thought babies were just the reason for proposals?
What a fruitcake.
Yay!
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Nexa wrote:
Iamadam wrote:
I found her attractive until I saw those pics of her sans underwear.
Yeah, no *****. *shudder*
:p
Nexa
Tea all over my monitor.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with her looks-she's been ridden a bit hard and hung up a bit damp, but she's lovely. Now that hunk of swiss cheese that she has between her ears is a whole 'nother story. People that are unable to deal with reality don't attract me.
Atomicflea wrote:
There's absolutely nothing wrong with her looks-she's been ridden a bit hard and hung up a bit damp, but she's lovely.
She hasn't totally gone Lohan though -- I'll give her that much.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
She hasn't totally gone Lohan though -- I'll give her that much.
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WarMaverick wrote:
I'm glad she went nuts. If she didn't eventually go nuts, I woulda went nuts.
NUTS!
NUTS!
I agree with ya on that one
Detox has an amazing way of restoring a woman's looks (assuming she had them to begin with). I knew this 40 year old haggard, junkie chick, who after rehab and detox emerged as a 19 year old, stunning beauty.
True story.
Really.
True story.
Really.
You know, a lot of people talk **** about Simon Cowell, but I heart his honesty.
Quote:
"This whole thing is a total indulgence," said Cowell. "Britney and Robbie need to get a grip.
"I don't know what's going on in Britney's head but my attitude is I couldn't care less. She should go back and live with her mum for six months.
"I went to a deprived part of the world recently - it really opened my eyes. You can feel sorry for yourself over the smallest things, but then you look at the world and you think, 'I've got nothing to complain about.'
"So when I hear about the Robbies and the Britneys going to into rehab, I think: 'I'll tell you what rehab is. Go to where I just went, where people are really suffering and then you'll see just how good your life is.'
"I mean Britney is not working in a coal mine is she? You are whisked to the studio in a very large limo, you are flown around in private jet, everyone will agree with you and physically making an album is a doddle."
"I don't know what's going on in Britney's head but my attitude is I couldn't care less. She should go back and live with her mum for six months.
"I went to a deprived part of the world recently - it really opened my eyes. You can feel sorry for yourself over the smallest things, but then you look at the world and you think, 'I've got nothing to complain about.'
"So when I hear about the Robbies and the Britneys going to into rehab, I think: 'I'll tell you what rehab is. Go to where I just went, where people are really suffering and then you'll see just how good your life is.'
"I mean Britney is not working in a coal mine is she? You are whisked to the studio in a very large limo, you are flown around in private jet, everyone will agree with you and physically making an album is a doddle."
As in Downey Jr.?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'm waiting for her to become the next Marilyn Manson.
wow, i posted twice in a B.S. thread... I'm outta here
wow, i posted twice in a B.S. thread... I'm outta here
I didn't give 2 shits about this ***** when she first became popular.
Why anyone would give a fuck about this cunt is beyond me.
Why anyone would give a fuck about this cunt is beyond me.
I'd still hit it.
King Rimesume wrote:
I didn't give 2 shits about this ***** when she first became popular.
Why anyone would give a fuck about this cunt is beyond me.
Why anyone would give a fuck about this cunt is beyond me.
She cut her hair off!!
Britney! Hair! Cut! Off! No more hair left! On Britney! No!
That's why.
Aegis wrote:
I'd still hit it.
With a large, blunt, object repeatedly?
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