So, the kiosk I work at in the mall is in front of a trendy shoe store. it attracts a lot of girls and is a constant source of amusement from us. We spend a lot of dead time lounging around checking out hot chicks, both customers and some of the employees of that store. I'm kind of partial to the cute asian girl who works there.
Anyways, yesterday was dead. Totally dead. We had no customers of our own to talk to for hours at a time. At one point, three of us were lined up, leaning against the kiosk, staring into the shoe store. A particularly hot blond woman walks in and starts checking out boots, while we checked her out. Eventually she settles on a pair of knee-high leather boots, but they don't go with the jeans she's wearing. So she pops into the back and comes out wearing this little teaser mini-skirt. This, of course, piqued our interest. She put the boots on and proceeded to check herself out from every possible angle in the boots and skirt. This, of course, opened up endless possibilities for us. We sat there, drooling and entranced, as she twisted, leaned, bent and pranced around the store.
Lucille, you girl, you don't know what you're doin' to me!
Oh, she knows exactly what she's doing.
At one point, the silver-haired store manager saw us staring, so he gave a lewd grin. One of my buddies grinned back at him and gave a big nod, as the Hot Blond Chick and Cute Asian Girl looked up. So now they're all aware of us and we have a hard time restraining the laughter.
Eventually she puts the boots away and, still in front of us in the big display window, hikes her jeans up over her skirt. She finishes chatting with the salespeople and walks out. She gave me a smile and a wink. "You boys have fun?"
"Yes!" Was my exuberant response, and my buddy calls out, "Thank you!" Then he goes in to chat with Silver Haired Manager who apparently told him that the Hot Blond Chick was calling us all sorts of perverts. Which, of course is pretty much true. Turns out she's a waitress who works at the bowling lounge in the mall. So we'll probably get to see her around more.
So what kind of depraved activity do you get away with on the job? Someone worried that Hot Blond Chick was going to complain about us, but we weren't really doing anything but looking - she was the one putting on the show, and seemed to be having just as much fun. It wasn't as if we were humping the window and licking the glass.