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fhrugby the Sly wrote:
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In hindsight I probably should have kept him in the apartment under guard.
Nah. What's that lead to? You call the cops he starts to think it's a good idea to try to leave and you what...stab him? What you should have done is tied him up with a combination of S&M gear and cable ties and then called Zed.
Fixed
More fixed.
Personally, I would have just cut his eyes out then skull fucked him in the bloody eye socket. But that's just me.
It's just like a Wap to bring a knife to a gun fight.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Hey was that Skeet?
Woah thats pretty badass...when he saw the knife what was his reaction?
I probably would have gutted the ******* and claimed self defense.
I probably would have gutted the ******* and claimed self defense.
He took it alot calmer than I would have had things been reversed actually. I don't know if that means he had been in that suituation before, he really was on some sort of tranqualizer type drug, or maybe he was aware enough that I was really annoyed with him that he was doping his best not to **** me off further. I don't know.
His name was Jake D. for those that want a name t put with the face. Like I said, I'll post his full info after the trial.
His name was Jake D. for those that want a name t put with the face. Like I said, I'll post his full info after the trial.
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Damn Kao, that had to have been very scary once the initial shock wore off. Smart move making him remove his license.
ack!
this is one of my top fears.
I live with my parents still cuz im a 21yr old bum(jk, i goto school :P)
And on my days off from school, i dont wake up early(whats the point?).
But i DO wake up around the time everyone is leaving to goto work/school, i use the bathroom..then go back and crash..and, many many many times..ill dream(its so real) that someone breaks into my house ><
Ive pulled knifes on my mother,father and 2 bros too already. If they are home on my off days..and dont tell me..ill hear them walking around(my room is in the basement)..i come runing with my Game face on and my 7 inch "show" knife(its sharp, so itll do the job..) at 7-9am.
Its good to know your ok.
this is one of my top fears.
I live with my parents still cuz im a 21yr old bum(jk, i goto school :P)
And on my days off from school, i dont wake up early(whats the point?).
But i DO wake up around the time everyone is leaving to goto work/school, i use the bathroom..then go back and crash..and, many many many times..ill dream(its so real) that someone breaks into my house ><
Ive pulled knifes on my mother,father and 2 bros too already. If they are home on my off days..and dont tell me..ill hear them walking around(my room is in the basement)..i come runing with my Game face on and my 7 inch "show" knife(its sharp, so itll do the job..) at 7-9am.
Its good to know your ok.
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this is one of my top fears.
I live with my parents still cuz im a 21yr old bum(jk, i goto school :P)
And on my days off from school, i dont wake up early(whats the point?).
But i DO wake up around the time everyone is leaving to goto work/school, i use the bathroom..then go back and crash..and, many many many times..ill dream(its so real) that someone breaks into my house ><
Ive pulled knifes on my mother,father and 2 bros too already. If they are home on my off days..and dont tell me..ill hear them walking around(my room is in the basement)..i come runing with my Game face on and my 7 inch "show" knife(its sharp, so itll do the job..) at 7-9am.
Its good to know your ok.[/quote]
Lay off the drugs, dude.
this is one of my top fears.
I live with my parents still cuz im a 21yr old bum(jk, i goto school :P)
And on my days off from school, i dont wake up early(whats the point?).
But i DO wake up around the time everyone is leaving to goto work/school, i use the bathroom..then go back and crash..and, many many many times..ill dream(its so real) that someone breaks into my house ><
Ive pulled knifes on my mother,father and 2 bros too already. If they are home on my off days..and dont tell me..ill hear them walking around(my room is in the basement)..i come runing with my Game face on and my 7 inch "show" knife(its sharp, so itll do the job..) at 7-9am.
Its good to know your ok.[/quote]
Lay off the drugs, dude.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
:3
No drugs needed :P
I live out of town on a semi-busy road. A lot of strange people just "show" up from time to time.
And a lot of house get broken into.
I'm ready lol.
No drugs needed :P
I live out of town on a semi-busy road. A lot of strange people just "show" up from time to time.
And a lot of house get broken into.
I'm ready lol.
I actually prefer baseball bats for self defense. More range, unless the assailant is a carnival knife-thrower.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Ive pulled knifes on my mother,father and 2 bros too already. If they are home on my off days..and dont tell me..ill hear them walking around(my room is in the basement)..i come runing with my Game face on and my 7 inch "show" knife(its sharp, so itll do the job..) at 7-9am.
Just go ahead and get the **** enlargement surgery before someone gets hurt.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Iamadam wrote:
Buy a gun, then you'll be safe.
Glad to see you're ok.
Glad to see you're ok.
Don't give in to the urge to buy a gun.
If you do buy a gun, don't buy a pistol, unless you have spent some time around guns. You stand as good a chance of injuring the wrong person, as you do the intruder.
Buy a 12 gauge pump action with a full choke and and a couple of boxes of #7 shot. Ignore the sales clerk when he says #00 will work better- you don't want to have to explain to your neighbor why you dusted his miniture poodle.
But really, don't buy a gun.
And congrats, you had a much better day then you could have.
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
Kao!
Right on
You see this cat Kao is a bad mother--
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' about Kao
Then we can dig it
When there's danger all about
Kao!
Right on
You see this cat Kao is a bad mother--
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' about Kao
Then we can dig it
Way to go Kaolian! That took some balls to hold the guy up by knife point! Boyscout training FTW! I mean this in a good way. I can't believe he stayed in your apartment knowing there was someone home. What a crack head.
Kao pwns cokeheads.
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I think we're all missing the point here! Pay attention god damn it!
You brought this all on yourself Kao!
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This would never have happened if you still had the guard snail.
You brought this all on yourself Kao!
You're telling me it wasn't Godraiden?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
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You're telling me it wasn't Godraiden?
The plot thickens.......
Well apperently they have not caught him yet. He's essentially abandoned his house and they think he is trying a runner on them. I'm guessing he either has big enough prior offenses that he's worried about a three strikes conviction, or he had something in his house that was bad enough to make him take off. I just wish he was behind bars. Would be a little easier to sleep.
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I'd get something bigger than a leatherman, in case he get's all drugged up and wants to get back at the guy who fingered him.
Just saying.
If you havn't concidered a gun yet; then I guess you're not a gun person.
you seem more like a taser or stun gun person
But any reason why he chose YOUR place? Random or do you think he has some connection to you?
Just saying.
If you havn't concidered a gun yet; then I guess you're not a gun person.
you seem more like a taser or stun gun person
But any reason why he chose YOUR place? Random or do you think he has some connection to you?
You silly Ameh'cuns.
Now if you'd asked him about the weather, offered him a cup of tea and invited him to watch a Cricket Match on TV, he'd still be there 3 days later when the cops, FBI and CIA had the building surrounded.
Now if you'd asked him about the weather, offered him a cup of tea and invited him to watch a Cricket Match on TV, he'd still be there 3 days later when the cops, FBI and CIA had the building surrounded.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I have bigger knives, including the rapier, but they were all in other rooms.
Am considering a gun, but I don't want to be reactionary about my decision.
Edit: as to why he chose my place, I don't know. it's a corner appartment, Since he grabbed my badge, maybe he knew what it was and who I was and what access it wouldf give him. or maybe he just grabbed it for the hell of it.
Edited, Mar 4th 2007 3:43pm by Kaolian
Am considering a gun, but I don't want to be reactionary about my decision.
Edit: as to why he chose my place, I don't know. it's a corner appartment, Since he grabbed my badge, maybe he knew what it was and who I was and what access it wouldf give him. or maybe he just grabbed it for the hell of it.
Edited, Mar 4th 2007 3:43pm by Kaolian
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