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#1 Mar 02 2007 at 5:24 PM Rating: Good
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So we all thought Liz Hurley was the one. I confess, she was my daydream on occassions.

Well now I know

1 - She has a body odour problem
2 - She has facial pores you could use to hide an elephant
3 - She has the most annoying laugh imaginable
4 - I wouldn't touch her with a barhe-pole

Yes I always thought she was the epitome of desirability, but now I know she's just a posh smelly bint.

Disappointing though.

Having spent time in her company I now feel better that:

a) I done got me an Darqflame Smiley: grin
b) A fantasy turned out to be an illusion

So I can now officially declare Liz Hurley does not score "10"
She's a 3 at best

And DF goes to 11 Smiley: sly
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#3 Mar 02 2007 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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Please elaborate as to her body odour problem.
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#4 Mar 02 2007 at 5:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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ahh thanks baby, sucking up does help, just ask Flea.
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#5 Mar 02 2007 at 5:45 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
ahh thanks baby, sucking up does help, just ask Flea.
/concur
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#6 Mar 02 2007 at 5:50 PM Rating: Decent
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You wouldn't be able to introduce me to Shirley Manson would you?
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#8 Mar 02 2007 at 6:48 PM Rating: Decent
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2 - She has facial pores you could use to hide an elephant

So? Extra orifices ftw!
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#9 Mar 02 2007 at 6:55 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:

a) I done got me an Darqflame
b) A fantasy turned out to be an illusion


Just to be clear, you're not implying that A is related to B, right?


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#10REDACTED, Posted: Mar 02 2007 at 8:34 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) #10
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#11 Mar 02 2007 at 8:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
2 - She has facial pores you could use to hide an elephant
As we migrate to cinema-screen sized high definition televisions, I only see this becoming more and more of a problem.

I realize you probably met her in person. I'm just remembering the first time I saw a movie on the high-def in the store and thought "I don't really want to see the ridges on this woman's mole..."
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#12REDACTED, Posted: Mar 02 2007 at 8:51 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Little Black Book. Am I good or whawt?
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#13 Mar 02 2007 at 9:10 PM Rating: Good
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I'd still hit it.
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#14 Mar 02 2007 at 11:27 PM Rating: Good
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What about her voice? Please tell me that aint fake. That's what always did it for me with her.
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#15 Mar 02 2007 at 11:39 PM Rating: Decent
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She turned you down didn't she?
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#16REDACTED, Posted: Mar 02 2007 at 11:41 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nah. He just didn't find anything else tonight.
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#17 Mar 02 2007 at 11:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Less spam monxdot.
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#18REDACTED, Posted: Mar 02 2007 at 11:52 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) K, guess I'm being bounced by the {NERF the /Bouncer Job!} /Night! :P
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#19 Mar 03 2007 at 6:14 AM Rating: Good
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Poor Liz. After Nobby's rejection it seems shes gone and got married on the rebound.

Actress Liz Hurley 'marries in secret'
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#20 Mar 03 2007 at 6:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
Well now I know

1 - She has a body odour problem
2 - She has facial pores you could use to hide an elephant
3 - She has the most annoying laugh imaginable
4 - I wouldn't touch her with a barhe-pole
In the states, we call that "British"
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