Well now I know
1 - She has a body odour problem
2 - She has facial pores you could use to hide an elephant
3 - She has the most annoying laugh imaginable
4 - I wouldn't touch her with a barhe-pole
Yes I always thought she was the epitome of desirability, but now I know she's just a posh smelly bint.
Disappointing though.
Having spent time in her company I now feel better that:
a) I done got me an Darqflame
![Smiley: grin](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/grin.gif)
b) A fantasy turned out to be an illusion
So I can now officially declare Liz Hurley does not score "10"
She's a 3 at best
And DF goes to 11
![Smiley: sly](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/sly.gif)