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#1 Mar 02 2007 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good

Kakar

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Because it's Friday and this gave me a chuckle...

I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my
balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

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#2 Mar 02 2007 at 1:48 PM Rating: Decent

Debalic

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Hah! That was good. Although I think I scared a few people at the intarweb cafe here with my Revenge of the Nerds laugh.

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#3 Mar 02 2007 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good

Uglysasquatch

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Debalic wrote:

Hah! That was good. Although I think I scared a few people at the intarweb cafe here with my Revenge of the Nerds laugh.

The joke was good, but that was better.

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