My fianceé is pretty cool. Jus' sayin' is all.
Edited for spelling!
Edited, Mar 2nd 2007 8:57am by Jophiel
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
My finaceé is pretty cool. Jus' sayin' is all.
Agreed. She also has a fantastic ***.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
My finaceé is pretty cool. Jus' sayin' is all.
Agreed. She also has a fantastic ***.
Nexa
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Posted: Mar 02 2007 at 8:13 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Oooh Nexa, you reminded me of Heat.
Elderon wrote:
Pics or it never happened.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
My finaceé is pretty cool. Jus' sayin' is all.
Agreed. She also has a fantastic ***.
Nexa
She can also shake that fantastic *** like it's no ones business on the dance floor. She's hawt.
I want to hear what you did to warrant this public suck up, Joph. I'm hoping it was something awkward inspired by that sex-tape. In other words, I'm hoping you breached her fantastic southern border, by 'accident', of course.
Jophiel wrote:
finaceé
Is she paying the rent this month or somethin'?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
finaceé
Is she paying the rent this month or somethin'?
Methinks Joph is trying to get out of the doghouse.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Paying for my typing lessons, I hope.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
My fianceé is pretty cool. Jus' sayin' is all.
Edited for spelling!
Edited, Mar 2nd 2007 8:57am by Jophiel
Edited for spelling!
Edited, Mar 2nd 2007 8:57am by Jophiel
Not as cool as my fiancé!!!
Psst. What'd I do?
yeah give us details, what is going on here...
Nothing much. Just givin' my baby some praise.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Arenchu sweeeeeet? 
Jophiel wrote:
Nothing much. Just givin' my baby some praise.
Translation: With any luck I'll be able to nip out at lunchtime and buy a replacement for the precious item that I broke/damaged/shrunk in the laundry.
Ohh! Ooh! Wait!
I know!! I know!!
/raises hand
Flea'Lo - check your laptop hasn't been eBayed!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Ahhh, Isn't love sweet?
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
You haven't seen her laptop. What it's worth wouldn't cover the shipping fees.
LQQK!!!! LAPTOP 4 SALE ***WITH*** WIN95 INSTALLED!!!!
LQQK!!!! LAPTOP 4 SALE ***WITH*** WIN95 INSTALLED!!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Now that is hilarious, but it should bring him it back in sock form, keep me advised if it shows up, I want to ban it!!! 
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Now that is hilarious, but it should bring him it back in sock form, keep me advised if it shows up, I want to ban it!!!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Y'all overestimate my appeal, and that of my personal electronics. Joph just wants my body.
Atomicflea wrote:
Y'all overestimate my appeal, and that of my personal electronics. Joph just wants my body.
So this is his way of telling you that he's horny?
How romantic.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam wrote:
So this is his way of telling you that he's horny?
How romantic.
How romantic.
You been holding out on him, or somethin?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
You been holding out on him, or somethin?
I think he woke up to a morning BJ and stil can't believe it.
I think he woke up to a morning BJ and stil can't believe it.
You know that guy too?
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