My most recent favourite comes from "Lucky Number Slevin":
Quote:
I'd say exactly what a man with 2 penises would say if he were asked does it hang to the left or to the right.
Yes.
Yes.
Edited, Mar 1st 2007 10:32pm by Elderon
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Every so often I'll be watching a movie and one of the actors will come out with a quote that I can identify with or that I find mildly amusing. These would be quotes that do not require the viewer to actually watch to movie to get the context, but rather can stand all on it's own. Show me what you've got.
My most recent favourite comes from "Lucky Number Slevin":
Edited, Mar 1st 2007 10:32pm by Elderon
My most recent favourite comes from "Lucky Number Slevin":
Edited, Mar 1st 2007 10:32pm by Elderon
Maybe, maybe not, maybe go f'uck yourself. ~ Marky Mark in the Departed
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Kevin Spacey wrote:
Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.
Quote:
Jesus... had days like this.
"It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down."
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Elderon wrote:
Quote:
I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.
Yes.
Yes.
Corrected.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Quote:
I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.
Yes.
Yes.
Corrected.
Edited, Mar 1st 2007 10:53pm by Elderon
Marky Mark has some great quotes in The Departed
(Marky Mark = Dignam)
Quote:
Ellerby: Go fUck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fUcking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fUcking my father.
Dignam: I'm tired from fUcking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fUcking my father.
(Marky Mark = Dignam)
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!
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Iamadam wrote:
Marky Mark has some great quotes in The Departed
(Marky Mark = Dignam)
Quote:
Ellerby: Go fUck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fUcking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fUcking my father.
Dignam: I'm tired from fUcking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fUcking my father.
(Marky Mark = Dignam)
Colin Sullivan: Fuck you, fuckin' ******. Fucking firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Go save a cat from a tree, you fucking homos.
I'm fairly sure I found BT's. 
Banky Edwards wrote:
Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
Kaelesh wrote:
I'm fairly sure I found BT's.
Banky Edwards wrote:
Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
I can't think of any actor that could've delivered that line better than Jason Lee.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Hubert wrote:
It's the story of a guy that falls from a fitfty storey building. As he falls down, he tries to reassure himself: "So far so good. So far so good."
But what matters is not the fall.
It's the landing.
But what matters is not the fall.
It's the landing.
I could quote almost the whole of Lock Stock, but this one in particular:
Soap wrote:
Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. **** 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro
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Anything Kevin Spacey says is great in my book.
Hmm, I guess two come to mind off the bat:
Quote:
Death is whimsical today.
Quote:
Worth: I don't have anything to live for out there.
Leaven: What is out there?
Worth: Boundless human stupidity.
Leaven: I can live with that.
Leaven: What is out there?
Worth: Boundless human stupidity.
Leaven: I can live with that.
They live wrote:
I came here to kick *** and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!
Quote:
Narrator: Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.
[Pet fish leaps out of fish bowl in an attempt at suicide]
[Pet fish leaps out of fish bowl in an attempt at suicide]
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Quote:
Narrator: Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.
[Pet fish leaps out of fish bowl in an attempt at suicide]
[Pet fish leaps out of fish bowl in an attempt at suicide]
Nexa
Blue Velvet:
"I have a part of you with me. You put your disease in me. It helps me. It makes me strong."
"Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!"
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"Do you want me to pour it Frank?"
"No, I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer."
"Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!"
"I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
"Ever been to pussy heaven?"
"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
"I looked for you in my closet tonight."
There are just so many moments when these words are so very appropriate.
Edited, Mar 2nd 2007 7:54am by Yanari
"I have a part of you with me. You put your disease in me. It helps me. It makes me strong."
"Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!"
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"Do you want me to pour it Frank?"
"No, I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer."
"Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!"
"I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
"Ever been to pussy heaven?"
"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
"I looked for you in my closet tonight."
There are just so many moments when these words are so very appropriate.
Edited, Mar 2nd 2007 7:54am by Yanari
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
Occasionally, when I'm late to work and weaving in and out of traffic, travelling above the speed limit and hoping to avoid meeting a cop, I'll quote Wash from Serenity.
"I'm a leaf on the wind"
"I'm a leaf on the wind"
John Milton in The Devil's Advocate wrote:
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' *** off. He's a tight-***. He's a ******. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.
Not gonna quote it, but pretty much the entire scene in "A Few Good Men" where Tom Cruise is questioning Jack Nicholson.
And of course:
Edited, Mar 2nd 2007 10:18am by Mearyk
And of course:
Quote:
Gwen: "What was that girl? A freshman?"
Van Wilder: "She reads at a sophomore level."
Van Wilder: "She reads at a sophomore level."
Edited, Mar 2nd 2007 10:18am by Mearyk
Great tv show quote:
Quote:
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack ***** magazine
- Kyle - South Park
- Kyle - South Park
Chris Knight wrote:
Have you ever had a dream where you see yourself standing on a pyramid in sort of sun god robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
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