ElneClare wrote:
I've beeen offer a ride to a Leather Show soon. I could ask what folks there say. 
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Excellent. You shouldn't just take their word for it though. If there's a display model, see if they'll let you try it out.
I may be too busy trying on the leather corsets and checking out the different paddles and flails, but never know what may catch my interest at a Leather Show.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
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altoids.
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pop rocks
altoids.
Peppermint candy canes.
After some diligent study on the long mysterious subject of 'will an electrical current enhance my sexual experience', I have come to a startling conclusion, and one that should perhaps be displayed on this product in the form of a surgeon general's warning. It has come to my attention that attaching a large electric device to the nipples of one's lover is not a good mix with golden showering.
Now I just need to perform some further experiments and I will hopefully solve the conundrum that is 'what is the best method for getting melted hooker out of my carpet'. Then I can work on getting that burnt prostitute smell out of the house, too.
Wish me luck!
Now I just need to perform some further experiments and I will hopefully solve the conundrum that is 'what is the best method for getting melted hooker out of my carpet'. Then I can work on getting that burnt prostitute smell out of the house, too.
Wish me luck!
LMAO, BT. Oh my... laughing so hard I'm crying.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I'm crying.
Barkingturtle wrote:
After some diligent study on the long mysterious subject of 'will an electrical current enhance my sexual experience', I have come to a startling conclusion, and one that should perhaps be displayed on this product in the form of a surgeon general's warning. It has come to my attention that attaching a large electric device to the nipples of one's lover is not a good mix with golden showering.
Now I just need to perform some further experiments and I will hopefully solve the conundrum that is 'what is the best method for getting melted hooker out of my carpet'. Then I can work on getting that burnt prostitute smell out of the house, too.
Wish me luck!
Now I just need to perform some further experiments and I will hopefully solve the conundrum that is 'what is the best method for getting melted hooker out of my carpet'. Then I can work on getting that burnt prostitute smell out of the house, too.
Wish me luck!
You used a cattle prod didn't you. I warned you about that.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I can difinitivly inform everyone that accidentally grabbing the prongs of an electrical plug will not... Those things ******* hurt!
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Electrical "toys" are not so much fun when they get a short.
Ouchie!
Yanari wrote:
Electrical "toys" are not so much fun when they get a short.
Ouchie!
Which is why I sent Elderon a pm with education BSDM link and told him to make sure he learn the ropes, before they start doing any sexual play.
(darn kid's computer and their mess up keyboard. is to blame for any typos I make for the next week or two.)
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
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Funny thing about that. I went to college for COmputer/Electronic/Electrical Engineering and never did we cover the effect and/or use of human sexual organs in a circuit aside from the obvious safety measures one should use to avoid it. 
Yanari wrote:
Electrical "toys" are not so much fun when they get a short.
Ouchie!
How about when the battery for some reason gets corroded and leaks? That's not fun.
No, that didn't happen to me.
After some diligent study on the long mysterious subject of 'will an electrical current enhance my sexual experience', I have come to a startling conclusion, and one that should perhaps be displayed on this product in the form of a surgeon general's warning. It has come to my attention that attaching a large electric device to the nipples of one's lover is not a good mix with golden showering.
Now I just need to perform some further experiments and I will hopefully solve the conundrum that is 'what is the best method for getting melted hooker out of my carpet'. Then I can work on getting that burnt prostitute smell out of the house, too.
Wish me luck!
You win. Well played sir.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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