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#1 Mar 01 2007 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
THe wife and I were talking about excercising recently since she has been basically running an arobics class for her friends out of the house in the mornings on weekdays. One of her friends was asking about the electrical stimulation kits for muscle development. Now we happen to have one of those tucked away in a box in the storage room for some reason unbenownced to me. Immediately using such an instrument was deemed as a bad idea and that was the end of their conversation. However, it got me to thinking. If we incorporated some fuzzy handcuffs, put a generous swath of electrolite on the nodes then securely taped them with surgical tape to the nipples, would she make a sound?

She wouldn't let me hook her up for various reasons, so I must ask, have any of you here ever had the pleasure of using such a device in sex play, and if so how was it? If you haven't but are willing to try, PM me and we can set something up. Smiley: sly

#2 Mar 01 2007 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
For use on a sensitive area? I'd imagine any erogenous zone (being packed with so many nerves) would probably lead to more discomfort then pleasure, unless she is a *********.
#3 Mar 01 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
This fancy hookup has up to 4 pads and you can adjust the frequency of the pulses and the intensity. If you put it on a muscle you can put it on really low to the point that you bearly twitch with absolutely no discomfort. It only hurts on muscles if you crank the intensity to 7/10 or more. So it's not like using a car battery or anything.
#4 Mar 01 2007 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
Elderon wrote:
This fancy hookup has up to 4 pads and you can adjust the frequency of the pulses and the intensity. If you put it on a muscle you can put it on really low to the point that you bearly twitch with absolutely no discomfort. It only hurts on muscles if you crank the intensity to 7/10 or more. So it's not like using a car battery or anything.


Oh well in that case, yeah I'd imagine you could have a hell of a time. Start at a low voltage as the throws of a sweeping ****** increase just crank it up a notch until you reach a comfortable level. Though I'd imagine in an extreme state of arousal that you could probably set it pretty high, just start out low.
#5 Mar 01 2007 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wha'? You don't have nipples to experiment on? You can always strap it onto your *******.
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#6 Mar 01 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
Wha'? You don't have nipples to experiment on? You can always strap it onto your *******.
I'm concerned that this may cause priapism.
#7 Mar 01 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't try and confuse me with your science mumbo-jumbo. Is that anything like the clap?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#8 Mar 01 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
Only if the clap involes a 4+ hour erection.

Last I checked, the clap usually occurs AFTER the 4+ hour erection.






Edited, Mar 1st 2007 1:36pm by Elderon
#9 Mar 01 2007 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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I guess I've never been with someone so long that sex had become boring enough to cause me to consider electrodes.

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#10 Mar 01 2007 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
Poor Nexa.

It must suck that instead your men just go cheat on you. Smiley: frown

Edited, Mar 1st 2007 2:05pm by Elderon
#11 Mar 01 2007 at 11:05 AM Rating: Decent
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I guess I've never been with someone so long that sex had become boring enough to cause me to consider electrodes.


What the hell am I going to do with all these car batteries now??
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#12 Mar 01 2007 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

I guess I've never been with someone so long that sex had become boring enough to cause me to consider electrodes.


What the hell am I going to do with all these car batteries now??
So many answers

So little time
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#13 Mar 01 2007 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon wrote:
Poor Nexa.

It must suck that instead your men just go cheat on you. Smiley: frown


Ouch. You cut me deep just now, real deep.

I think I'll go vibrate for a while.

Nexa
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#14 Mar 01 2007 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

I guess I've never been with someone so long that sex had become boring enough to cause me to consider electrodes.


What the hell am I going to do with all these car batteries now??


Attach them to Elderon, he seems to like the idea!

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#15 Mar 01 2007 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
Ouch. You cut me deep just now, real deep.
Don't tease, I know you like it rough.

Smiley: schooledSmiley: goat
#16 Mar 01 2007 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

I guess I've never been with someone so long that sex had become boring enough to cause me to consider electrodes.


What the hell am I going to do with all these car batteries now??


Attach them to Elderon, he seems to like the idea!

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Smash, give them to Nexa. Her vibrator goes through them like candy.
#17 Mar 01 2007 at 11:33 AM Rating: Decent
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Smash, give them to Nexa. Her vibrator goes through them like candy.


That old thing? I use that to scramble eggs.

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#18 Mar 01 2007 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
I think I'll go vibrate for a while.
So you have had sex with someone long enough for it to require electricity! Smiley: lol
#19 Mar 01 2007 at 11:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I think I'll go vibrate for a while.
So you have had sex with someone long enough for it to require electricity! Smiley: lol


Only when they beg for a break. Also, they have to work sometime.

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#20 Mar 01 2007 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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You know, I met a girl that used to get her jollies on with only a pillow. A pillow! Mushy is not sexay.
#21 Mar 01 2007 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
Atomicflea wrote:
You know, I met a girl that used to get her jollies on with only a pillow. A pillow! Mushy is not sexay.
Wow! Her **** must be HUUUGE! Smiley: eek
#22 Mar 01 2007 at 11:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
You know, I met a girl that used to get her jollies on with only a pillow. A pillow! Mushy is not sexay.


Dirty pillows.

*snicker*

Nexa
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#23 Mar 01 2007 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:

Dirty pillows.

*snicker*
Better than being between two pillows.
#24 Mar 01 2007 at 11:45 AM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
You know, I met a girl that used to get her jollies on with only a pillow. A pillow! Mushy is not sexay.


Dirty pillows.

*snicker*

Nexa
With electrodes. That's what I've been saying all along!
#25 Mar 01 2007 at 11:52 AM Rating: Decent
I suspect that BT is experimenting with this right now and you'll have your answer soon.
#26 Mar 01 2007 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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I've beeen offer a ride to a Leather Show soon. I could ask what folks there say. Smiley: grin
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