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Talking Vibrator!
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OMG I'm over here cracking up. Some freaky hilarious **** on that website. Why would you stick anything in your urethra? I would think it would be painful.
Who needs a talking vibrator when you won't shut up?
I knew you loved me MF.
Katie wrote:
Hey! Mine came with an echo!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Nikki Tyler's **** looks as loose and floppy as Bhodi's was once Sabaruto finished with him! The thing has squeegie lips around the opening!
Totem
Totem
I must be getting loose or you must be getting smaller, or a little of both because I didn't feel anything.
Where has the magic gone?
/sob
Where has the magic gone?
/sob
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Bhodi, your avatar looks like a japanese version of Richard Gere.
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instantly record your favorite audio fantasy to suit any erotic occasion.
You can download dozens of fantasy lovers or record your own fantasy with CD-quality sampling technology. There are 32 megs of RAM and a USB port, a built in microphone and a headphone jack
You can download dozens of fantasy lovers or record your own fantasy with CD-quality sampling technology. There are 32 megs of RAM and a USB port, a built in microphone and a headphone jack
gaddam
Makes me wish I had a ******
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I'm skeet
Do not return.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Lilsav (banned) wrote:
I'm skeet
Do not return.
pwned!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Much nicer than what I would have said
Now back to the vibrator... Katie, so tell us, do you like yours?
Now back to the vibrator... Katie, so tell us, do you like yours?
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I knew you loved me MF.
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Magic find!
Now that's the ultimate prank tool!
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bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"Are those stretchmarks?"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Which one? I have several. Though I have been thinking of ordering one similar to the linked one. Of course without the voice. Just something about paying $115 for a *****.. I love AdamandEve.com, great website to find toys. Also the bullet/**** ring, I've heard they are wonderful.
'cos I'm at work i really shouldn't follow the links. But, pray tell, Does it have a kick-start or electric?
And wouldn't it usually (when in use) sound a bit...uummm..muffled?
And wouldn't it usually (when in use) sound a bit...uummm..muffled?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol the Flatulent wrote:
'cos I'm at work i really shouldn't follow the links. But, pray tell, Does it have a kick-start or electric?
And wouldn't it usually (when in use) sound a bit...uummm..muffled?
And wouldn't it usually (when in use) sound a bit...uummm..muffled?
It has headphones!
MDenham the Shady wrote:
paulsol the Flatulent wrote:
'cos I'm at work i really shouldn't follow the links. But, pray tell, Does it have a kick-start or electric?
And wouldn't it usually (when in use) sound a bit...uummm..muffled?
And wouldn't it usually (when in use) sound a bit...uummm..muffled?
It has headphones!
OK, as a man I would find that dangerous.
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Bhodi, your avatar looks like a japanese version of Richard Gere.
The great David Suzuki!
Who in 5 extremely easy to read and understand chapters, taught me how DNA and RNA works to create and drive the human body.
The rest of the book dealt with some of the morals and ethics around the developing feild of genetics, to treat or prevent disease, or some of the more Science-Fictiony types of scenarios.
I wonder if my girlfriend would like that...no...she'd probsbly kill me if I ever bought it for her.
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
as a man you die when you buy your girl friend a talking ***** there i said it now i'm leaving.
LOL. We like to "play". Sometimes it includes "toys" and such. Maybe someday you'll get a gf like that. Wait, what am I saying? Someday you might just get a gf.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Aripyanfar wrote:
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Bhodi, your avatar looks like a japanese version of Richard Gere.
The great David Suzuki!
Who in 5 extremely easy to read and understand chapters, taught me how DNA and RNA works to create and drive the human body.
The rest of the book dealt with some of the morals and ethics around the developing feild of genetics, to treat or prevent disease, or some of the more Science-Fictiony types of scenarios.
I know who it is, stupid cnut.
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