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#1 Feb 28 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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I think this is a wonderful idea! We should definantly have one installed in every hospital!

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The baby, who is white, was deposited in a small structure equipped with a heated cradle and life-saving instruments, including a respirator. As in bygone days, it is possible for a woman to leave a baby without being seen, but the moment the child is abandoned an alarm goes off in the hospital's emergency room, ensuring that the baby receives immediate first aid from a team of specialists.
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#2 Feb 28 2007 at 11:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm all for that. I think there should be rooms for toddlers, children and teenagers, too. No one should ever have to go through a bunch of red tape to abandon their kids.

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#3 Feb 28 2007 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think there should be one for husbands.

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#4 Feb 28 2007 at 11:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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What was wrong with the old wheels?
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#5 Feb 28 2007 at 11:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
What was wrong with the old wheels?


hahahahahahahahahaha.

ahem. That's not funny.

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#6 Feb 28 2007 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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You know, it would really speed things up if would-be adoptive parents could just pick up the kids the same way.
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#7 Feb 28 2007 at 11:36 AM Rating: Decent
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You know, it would really speed things up if would-be adoptive parents could just pick up the kids the same way.

Smart ones have already added 'baby slots' in their living rooms. The problem comes when people use the same rooms as home offices and poorly place paper shredders.
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#8 Feb 28 2007 at 11:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:

You know, it would really speed things up if would-be adoptive parents could just pick up the kids the same way.

Smart ones have already added 'baby slots' in their living rooms. The problem comes when people use the same rooms as home offices and poorly place paper shredders.


Have you ever tried putting a baby through a paper shredder? These work better.
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#9 Feb 28 2007 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Dyslexia moment, I just realized that this topic wasn't "Fondling Wheel". I mean everyone else seemed to go with it, so I was just trying to fit in...
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#10 Feb 28 2007 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
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I think this is a wonderful idea! We should definantly have one installed in every hospital!

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The baby, who is white...


I read this far and was just waiting for this "wheel" contraption to apply paint, or something. Why on Earth do they mention the baby is white? Is there a different one for black babies?

Anyhow, actually seems to be a much better idea then the predominant one here of leaving foundlings with firefighters. Nothing against firefighters but the ones I've met haven't struck me as the most knowledgeable about all things baby. I'm sure they just take the baby to the appropriate place...but it is funny to me thinking of my friends who became firefighters having a newborn thrust upon them.
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Why on Earth do they mention the baby is white? Is there a different one for black babies?
Why do you think my photo had TWO Dumpsters?
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#12 Feb 28 2007 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
yossarian wrote:
Why on Earth do they mention the baby is white? Is there a different one for black babies?
Why do you think my photo had TWO Dumpsters?


Smiley: lol
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