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#1 Feb 23 2007 at 10:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"

A: It's a conspiracy

Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?"

A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.

Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"

A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.

Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?"

A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead

PLEASE NOTE This means that pictures confirming the roundness or flatness of the Earth DO NOT IN THEMSELVES CONSTITUTE VALID PROOF

Q: "What is the motive behind this conspiracy?"

A: The motive is unknown although it is probably money

Q: "If you're not sure about the motive, why do you say there is a conspiracy?"

A: Well it's quite simple really; if the earth is in fact flat, then the governments must be lying when they say it isn't.

Q: "The government could not pull off the conspiracy successfully"

A: Actually, they could.

Q: "How are the world governments organized enough to carry out this conspiracy?"

A: They only appear to be disorganized to make the conspiracy seem implausible.

Q: Why hasn’t this site been shut down by the government?

A: Doing so would prove that the government is hiding something.

Q: No way could the government possibly guard the entire Ice Wall! It would take too many men! Millions of men!

A: Not really. You could do it with a few hundred and some basic equipment.

Q: Why is NASA’s space shuttle runway curved?

A: It was specially constructed by NASA to be so. After all NASA are at the heart of the conspiracy.



Hilarious! How do people come up with this stuff?!?
#2 Feb 23 2007 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Q: No way could the government possibly guard the entire Ice Wall! It would take too many men! Millions of men!

A: Not really. You could do it with a few hundred and some basic equipment.
Someone needs to put the Ice Wall police in contact with the Mexican border patrol.
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#3 Feb 23 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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[quote]Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"

A: It's a conspiracy



Why haven't I fallen over the edge yet? Seems like bull to me.
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#4 Feb 23 2007 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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MissMandie wrote:



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[quote]Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"

A: It's a conspiracy





Why haven't I fallen over the edge yet? Seems like bull to me.


I fell over the edge once but the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster saved me, true story.
#5 Feb 23 2007 at 11:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I fell over the edge once but the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster saved me, true story.


Mm.. looks yummy. :)
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