Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

Church Shenanigans!Follow

#1 Feb 22 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/church.foul.language.ap/index.html wrote:
SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) -- Three CD players hidden under a cathedral's pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices.

Authorities determined the music players were not dangerous and kept the third one to check it for clues, said police Capt. Gary Johnson.

The CD players, duct-taped to the bottoms of the pews, were set to turn on in the middle of noon Mass on Wednesday at the Roman Catholic Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of Assisi.

The recordings, made on store-bought blank discs, featured people using foul language and "pornographic messages," Johnson said. He would not elaborate because of the ongoing investigation.

Church staff members took the CD players to the basement and called police, who sent the bomb squad, Johnson said.

The bomb squad blew up two players outside and kept the third one to test for fingerprints or DNA and trace its components, he said.

Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent, which marks a 40-day period of fasting and penitence before Easter.


That's just an awesome prank Smiley: laugh

Sucks that people won't have a sense of humor about it, but I would have been rolling down the aisles.
#2 Feb 22 2007 at 1:26 PM Rating: Decent
Was it necessary to blow up the CD players? Or was the bomb squad just really bored? Smiley: confused
#3 Feb 22 2007 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
1 of the three CD's said, "I'm in your church, being a bomb.", The other one they blew up said, "Damn *****, this is da BOMB!".

The bomb squad is a division of airport security.
#4 Feb 22 2007 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
Is it wrong that when I think of the looks on all those God fearing christians faces when they heard this, I laugh hysterically?

Am I a bad person?
#5 Feb 22 2007 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
*****
18,463 posts
At least they weren't advertising a sucky show.
#6 Feb 22 2007 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
****
6,730 posts
Quote:

The recordings, made on store-bought blank discs, featured people using foul language and "pornographic messages," Johnson said. He would not elaborate because of the ongoing investigation.



They blew a good idea there. With a little effort it could have been so much better.

In a deep godlike voice:

"Pastor* Soandso, PASTOR SOANDSO! Shut the fUck up. This is your Lord GOD! I wish to speak to my flock..."




* Or Father or whatever it is you call the guy
#7 Feb 22 2007 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
http://www.conservapedia.com/Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia wrote:
Authorities determined the music players were not dangerous and kept the third one to check it for clues, said police Capt. Gary Johnson.


Riiiight. To "check for clues." That's why they kept it...
#8 Feb 22 2007 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
*****
14,454 posts
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Quote:

The recordings, made on store-bought blank discs, featured people using foul language and "pornographic messages," Johnson said. He would not elaborate because of the ongoing investigation.



They blew a good idea there. With a little effort it could have been so much better.

In a deep godlike voice:

"Pastor* Soandso, PASTOR SOANDSO! Shut the fUck up. This is your Lord GOD! I wish to speak to my flock..."




* Or Father or whatever it is you call the guy


God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!
#9 Feb 23 2007 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
***
3,128 posts
A CD player under a chair at a big gathering that plays the noise of someone sneezing loudly every 2 mins, now that would be funny.

Edited, Feb 23rd 2007 10:47am by fhrugby
#10 Feb 23 2007 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
**
296 posts
Bah, I say a cd of an exceptional flatulation, but only about 5 seconds worth. Long enough to get everyone's attention focused on the person situated on the "hot seat", but not so long that the person can deflect the blame back onto the cd player.

Set to go off once per week, probably best during the big Sunday services. Change the player's position weekly.
#11REDACTED, Posted: Feb 23 2007 at 12:10 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Pinky,
#12 Feb 24 2007 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
****
5,311 posts
A kid's gotta learn those words sometime. What better setting than in the safety and comfort of God's little house?
#13 Feb 24 2007 at 7:41 PM Rating: Decent
Althrun wrote:

[quote=http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/church.foul.language.ap/index.html]


Haha. I bet those suckers got uncomfortable look on their faces when they heard it. :)

Edited, Feb 24th 2007 10:42pm by missjackie
____________________________
EQ1: Gooshy: http://eq.magelo.com/profile/1870652
EQ2: Gwenythe: http://u.eq2wire.com/soe/character_detail/468152233422
#14 Feb 25 2007 at 8:40 PM Rating: Default
Al Qaeda's best work yet.
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 169 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (169)