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Stemming of Bohdi's topic, What other products do us manly men use that we are ashamed to admit in a public setting. Is it wrong to us hand lotion that makes our skin soft, or use body soap that smell like morning rain. A lot of products that are out there designed for women are used by men. I happen to like this body soap that has "ribbons of freshness" instead of my normal soap. But why? I contest that we take a page from the ***** Eye handbook. Gay gets you ***** and what do gay people smell like. Morning Rain. So I contend so long as men do things that in other realms would be considered unmanly they will get the girl. But I am breaking from my main topic, what products are in your secret stash of tail chasing?
Summer's Eve.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Does genital piercing count as a product??
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Use all the soap you want, your breath still smells like cOck.
I find Old Spice mixed with doe **** to be particularly effective.
Morning rain doesn't actually have a smell. What you are smelling is the rotting crap on the ground that has been enhanced by the increased growth of bacteria in the wet ground.
But hey, whatever turns your crank.
But hey, whatever turns your crank.
dude, almosteverything we have ever done and will ever do is for the ladies.
how you dress, weather you take care of your body or not, cologn, hell, wasing at all, men dont really care weather other men smell bad or not. mouthwash. brushing your teeth. the car you drive. what clubs you go too. even zipping up our pants we do because of women.
then you get married and realize how much time you have ben wasting.......
how you dress, weather you take care of your body or not, cologn, hell, wasing at all, men dont really care weather other men smell bad or not. mouthwash. brushing your teeth. the car you drive. what clubs you go too. even zipping up our pants we do because of women.
then you get married and realize how much time you have ben wasting.......
The unmanly guy gets the girl? You must be joking. It's not even a little known fact that women prefer their men to be flat out to the manly side. And they literally snigger at men who try to play the "I'm in touch with my feminine side" schtick.
You may get a few bored and anonymous posters to say it ain't so...but I have had this exact discussion with 100's of women, and 99% say they like a man to act like a man etc., and none of the soft fluffy man crap.
Irish Spring soap. Any non-scented shampoo. Mitchum pit juice. Never had a pedacure or manicure. No holes inserted in nose, ears or eyes.
You may get a few bored and anonymous posters to say it ain't so...but I have had this exact discussion with 100's of women, and 99% say they like a man to act like a man etc., and none of the soft fluffy man crap.
Irish Spring soap. Any non-scented shampoo. Mitchum pit juice. Never had a pedacure or manicure. No holes inserted in nose, ears or eyes.
PixelLord wrote:
but I have had this exact discussion with 100's of women
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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but I have been rejected by 100's of women
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For those of you who do like scented soaps and so on, I recommend Neutragena. OMG it's a great smell for men.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
For those of you who do like scented soaps and so on, I recommend Rolex and Ferrari. OMG it's a great smell for men.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jophiel wrote:
You must be great fun at bars and parties.
Depends. At parties some people enjoy non-politically correct discussion. Others quietly slip back to the safety of the other sheep in the herd.
In bars it's usually way to loud to have any sort of discussion let alone and in depth one, so it's usually just the straight banter stuff.
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
For those of you who do like scented soaps and so on, I recommend Rolex and Ferrari. OMG it's a great smell for men.
Nah, keep your Faux-lex.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I have been rejected 100's of times. I'm fairly aggressive when it comes to pursueing women and as most men know it comes with the territory when you get beyond the timid school kid fears.
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I wouldn't call knocking women out and dragging them down to a river to your van aggressive.
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Joph wrote:
You must be great fun at bars and parties.
Depends. At parties some people enjoy non-politically correct discussion. Others quietly slip back to the safety of the other sheep in the herd.
In bars it's usually way to loud to have any sort of discussion let alone and in depth one, so it's usually just the straight banter stuff.
See here for definition of a rhectorical question.
The unmanly guy gets the girl? You must be joking. It's not even a little known fact that women prefer their men to be flat out to the manly side. And they literally s@#%^ at men who try to play the "I'm in touch with my feminine side" schtick.
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in my experience, i think you are mostly correct.
opposites attract. coarse, after they "get" you, they spend the rest of their lives hen peckig you into being more like they are. but innitially, its a man they want. some one who doesnt blink when a snareling dog charges them. he just growls back, or beats the tar out of it and makes it a pet. someone who isnt intimidated when another man gets in their face. some one who srugs their sholder when they get into a car accident.
something they are not. opposites.
ofcoarse, with that, they get **** on the toliet seat, working late when the inlaws are in town, piles of laundry laying where ever they droped, dishes pileing up in the sink, a lawn that looks more like a jungle before it gets cut.
its a natrual order type of thing too. look at gay couples, men or women. its almost always a masculine type and a feminim type hooking up. **** and bull ***** *** and fairey.
i think you are mostly correct.
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in my experience, i think you are mostly correct.
opposites attract. coarse, after they "get" you, they spend the rest of their lives hen peckig you into being more like they are. but innitially, its a man they want. some one who doesnt blink when a snareling dog charges them. he just growls back, or beats the tar out of it and makes it a pet. someone who isnt intimidated when another man gets in their face. some one who srugs their sholder when they get into a car accident.
something they are not. opposites.
ofcoarse, with that, they get **** on the toliet seat, working late when the inlaws are in town, piles of laundry laying where ever they droped, dishes pileing up in the sink, a lawn that looks more like a jungle before it gets cut.
its a natrual order type of thing too. look at gay couples, men or women. its almost always a masculine type and a feminim type hooking up. **** and bull ***** *** and fairey.
i think you are mostly correct.
PixelLord wrote:
Depends. At parties some people enjoy non-politically correct discussion. Others quietly slip back to the safety of the other sheep in the herd.
In bars it's usually way to loud to have any sort of discussion let alone and in depth one, so it's usually just the straight banter stuff.
In bars it's usually way to loud to have any sort of discussion let alone and in depth one, so it's usually just the straight banter stuff.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I don't do small talk at parties usually.. but if an interesting situation arises or an intelligent topic of discussion, then I'll go from wallfly to attention ***** in the blink of an eye.
See if you can dig up a link for appropriate responses to rhetorical questions. If not, re-read my post to Jophiel.
Jergens.
So lonely.
So lonely.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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See if you can dig up a link for appropriate responses to rhetorical questions. If not, re-read my post to Jophiel.
Lnik here explaining how to follow a link.
Another link here for learning how to read the original link, once you master the first step.
You must feel stupid now. << rhetorical question
Edited, Feb 23rd 2007 2:08pm by fhrugby
Jophiel wrote:
Summer's Eve.
Ick. I can't imagine a man using that stuff.. You can't get more fruity than a man using douching products.
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