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#1 Feb 21 2007 at 9:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Conservapedia is a much-needed alternative to Wikipedia, which is increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American. On Wikipedia, many of the dates are provided in the anti-Christian "C.E." instead of "A.D.", which Conservapedia uses. Christianity receives no credit for the great advances and discoveries it inspired, such as those of the Renaissance. Read a list of many Examples of Bias in Wikipedia.

Conservapedia is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America. Conservapedia has easy-to-use indexes to facilitate review of topics. You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise answers free of "political correctness".
It would be funnier if it was satire or something but they seem to be serious. And seriously lacking in information.
On the Islam faith, Conservapedia wrote:
Because Islam is an uncomplicated religion to live by, it is sure to continue in its popularity around the world.
I suppose Islam is a pretty simple faith. I wonder what it'd have to say about a religion steeped in a bajillion traditions, doctrines and dogma?
Conservapedia's entire entry for Catholicism wrote:
The Christian church that has the Pope as the leader. It believes in seven sacraments and tradition for prayers and interpreting the Bible.
Much better! Smiley: laugh

Really, the entire thing reads as if it was written by retarded 4th graders. And that's not a blanket criticism on conservatives -- just the jamokes who 'wrote' the site.
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#2 Feb 21 2007 at 9:10 PM Rating: Decent
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fu'ckin brilliant! Gbaji tol' me to widen my information sources!!

Entry for GWB. (In its entirety for clarity)

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George W. Bush
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Is the president of the United States of America. Was elected in 2000, and then re-elected in 2004.

Some of his successes are: Defeating Saddam Hussein. Prevented any further terrorist attacks on US soil (since September 2001). Cut taxes.


I feel more an' more enlightened by the minute!!

Im off for some more.....
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#3 Feb 21 2007 at 9:14 PM Rating: Decent
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George W. Bush

Someone had the same idea as you for seeing what they had to say about Bush...apparently someone thought it would be fun to **** with it.

Personally, I feel that they should have tried harder...that's not all that funny...
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#5 Feb 21 2007 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
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New Zealand
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New Zealand is part of Oceania.

The early New Zealand population survived by growing bananas, coconuts, yams and taro, and also by raising dogs and pigs.


Smiley: laugh Smiley: laugh Smiley: laugh

Priceless! no wonder Gbaji and Varus are so hopelessly ill-informed!




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#7 Feb 21 2007 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
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we broke it already!
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#8 Feb 21 2007 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Damn, and before I could make a page for Tentacle Rape.
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
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I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning


Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#9 Feb 21 2007 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Back to Anne Coulter for some balanced opinion it is then!

Who's with me?
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#10 Feb 21 2007 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Its back!

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The continent west of Asia and north of Africa.



Wheeee...!
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#11 Feb 21 2007 at 9:25 PM Rating: Decent
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All I could come up with


Well, It tookthem 3 minutes to remove it...

Edited, Feb 22nd 2007 12:25am by Driftwood
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
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I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning


Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#12 Feb 21 2007 at 9:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I think I killed it again...
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning


Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#13 Feb 21 2007 at 9:54 PM Rating: Decent
http://www.conservapedia.com/Roman_Catholic_church
#14 Feb 21 2007 at 9:55 PM Rating: Decent
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LOL @ "Eliteteetagent"

lol
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
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I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning


Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#15 Feb 21 2007 at 10:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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The new entry on Catholicism wrote:
The Christian church that has the Pope as the leader and is in full communion with the Pope
Smiley: dubious

As my old 8th grade physics teacher would say, "A gockulator is something that gockulates."
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#16 Feb 21 2007 at 10:36 PM Rating: Good
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From their "Today in History" on the main page:
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February 2

Did you know that faith is a uniquely Christian concept? Add to the explanation of what it means, and how it does not exist on other religions.

Nevermind that that's not a historical event.

The very page on Faith they link to talks about how Islam stresses faith as much as Christianity does. Of course, that could have been a liberal vandal.

#17 Feb 21 2007 at 10:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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The faith on Faith cites Wikipedia as one of its sources Smiley: laugh
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#18 Feb 21 2007 at 10:52 PM Rating: Decent
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User talk:EliteTeetAgent
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[edit]Roman Catholic Church
While this edit is amusing, it is less than helpful. This project is serious. Please do not make such edits in the future. Thanks. JoshuaZ 01:00, 22 February 2007 (EST)


I think someones begining to get on their pip....
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#19 Feb 21 2007 at 11:02 PM Rating: Decent
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i just edited their 'faith entry. wonder how long it takes for them to thank me?
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#20 Feb 21 2007 at 11:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Less than 5 minutes!

These conservative christian types are on da case!
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#21 Feb 21 2007 at 11:10 PM Rating: Good
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/rolleyes

I don't think it's really necessary to actively vandalize their site. Mocking them from afar will do.

#22 Feb 21 2007 at 11:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Techno vandalism is all I get to do these days now that I don't get to go on marches in the UK anymore Smiley: frown

But ok. ill leave them to it....

Anyone else debatin' anyting?
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#23 Feb 21 2007 at 11:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Sorry. but one last entry i thought was worth sharing.....to wit

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Sex
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1. The process by which offspring are conceived.

2. Another term for gender.

3. An activity to be enjoyed between a male husband (adam) and his female wife (eve, not steve) not more than twice a month and purely for procreative purposes.


Thats it. I'm done.
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#24 Feb 22 2007 at 12:24 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm thinking this was sponsored by FOX...
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#25 Feb 22 2007 at 2:23 AM Rating: Decent
Thanks Joph, this is freaking priceless!!


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France
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A country in Europe.

Thrived during the middle ages. Is now at a decline because of many reasons, such as a poor constituion and goverment problems


Smiley: grin

Anyway, changed it to this.

I'm so not gonna get a second of work done today...
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#26 Feb 22 2007 at 2:50 AM Rating: Decent
Also, I'm famous.
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