So we had a hottie HR chick visiting from California today. She was trying to log into one of our HR lady's machines to check her email and I had to help her out. My boss walked by and noticed said hottie, so he came in to help out as well. Whilst walking her through setting up her outlook, I said "...and depending on how big your box is, it may take a while to load it."
My boss looked over at me, busted out laughing, and walked out of the office. It took me a second to realise what the hell he was laughing at. Then, being a really white person, my face turned an amusing shade of red nearly matching my beard. The HR chick played it off nicely by pretending to be oblivious, but I spent the rest of the day trying to get the taste of my foot out of my mouth.
Hopefully she has a good sense of humor, but just in case I'm polishing up my resume.
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If she was ugly then you would be sued, fired, and raped with a sharp knife. But a hot chick always seems to know how to play it right. Good for you.
Kakar wrote:
So we had a hottie HR chick visiting from California today. She was trying to log into one of our HR lady's machines to check her email and I had to help her out. My boss walked by and noticed said hottie, so he came in to help out as well. Whilst walking her through setting up her outlook, I said "...and depending on how big your box is, it may take a while to load it."
My boss looked over at me, busted out laughing, and walked out of the office. It took me a second to realise what the hell he was laughing at. Then, being a really white person, my face turned an amusing shade of red nearly matching my beard. The HR chick played it off nicely by pretending to be oblivious, but I spent the rest of the day trying to get the taste of my foot out of my mouth.
Hopefully she has a good sense of humor, but just in case I'm polishing up my resume.
My boss looked over at me, busted out laughing, and walked out of the office. It took me a second to realise what the hell he was laughing at. Then, being a really white person, my face turned an amusing shade of red nearly matching my beard. The HR chick played it off nicely by pretending to be oblivious, but I spent the rest of the day trying to get the taste of my foot out of my mouth.
Hopefully she has a good sense of humor, but just in case I'm polishing up my resume.
The taste of her box would cover that up nicely.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I had a similar thing happen once when a coworker nonchalantly strolled into the quiet room, where mothers would go to lactate and migraine sufferers would go to shirk responsibilty, and caught me gazing upon the exposed ****** of the young miss from the next cubicle over.
On second thought, this isn't really similar.
On second thought, this isn't really similar.
It's "Faux Pas", you philistines!
One of my female co-workers was getting ready to go home one night and asked me if it would be ok if she left a little early. I said "No, I want you to set up a cot in the back room." She became upset, and in a very agitated tone of voice said "THIS PLACE IS A DEN OF SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!" I was confused at that point, as I had made several lame jokes like that with her in the past. So I asked her what was so bad about what I had said. Apparently, what she heard was: "No, I want you to suck my c**k in the back room."
What surpised me the most about this, is that we have both made comments much worse than the one she thought I said, and neither of us have gotten upset by them...
I still give her a hard time about it.
What surpised me the most about this, is that we have both made comments much worse than the one she thought I said, and neither of us have gotten upset by them...
I still give her a hard time about it.
I thought it was "fough paw"
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
It's "Faux Pas", you philistines!
Pronounced "fox paw".
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
It's "Faux Pas", you philistines!
Pronounced "fox paw".
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
It's "Faux Pas", you philistines!
Pronounced "fox paw".
Well, perdonna may, mawnsewer.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
It's "Faux Pas", you philistines!
Pronounced "fox paw".
Well, perdonna may, mawnsewer.
I love it when you speak hillbilly.
Samira wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
It's "Faux Pas", you philistines!
Pronounced "fox paw".
Well, perdonna may, mawnsewer.
I could never stay mad at the woman who had Lafayette as a childhood hero
All this talk is nice, but I'm hungry. Did anyone set out the plate of or-durves?
Frakkor wrote:
All this talk is nice, but I'm hungry. Did anyone set out the plate of or-durves?
I thought you guys had renamed it "Freedom Starters"?
Kakar wrote:
The HR chick played it off nicely by pretending to be oblivious, but I spent the rest of the day trying to get the taste of my foot out of my mouth.
Frakkor wrote:
All this talk is nice, but I'm hungry. Did anyone set out the plate of or-durves?
Whores divores?
And "box" is possibly the lamest euphamism in existence for a ******.
One is cardboard, dry, rigid, with right angles. The other is soft, wet, and irregular. Come up with something more creative to giggle at!
trickybeck wrote:
"box" is possibly the lamest euphamism in existence for a ******.
One is cardboard, dry, rigid, with right angles. The other is soft, wet, and irregular. Come up with something more creative to giggle at!
One is cardboard, dry, rigid, with right angles. The other is soft, wet, and irregular. Come up with something more creative to giggle at!
The analogy appears to be accurate.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Up until intermediate school or so, I was saying "ren-dezz-vess" for rendezvous. 
I used to think it was "Bolleyball."
I like Horse Doovers. Especially the ones with crackers!
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I was at Applebees once (not my fault, was there with friends) and one of my friends ordered quesadiilas. The waitress looked at him funny for a second and then said, "OH, you mean kwah-sah-dilly-uz." We just stared at her and he said, "Umm, yes, those please".
When I was in college I worked at a sandwich shop for a while and you wouldn't believe how many people asked for "Jal-ah-peeno" peppers, haha.
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When I was in college I worked at a sandwich shop for a while and you wouldn't believe how many people asked for "Jal-ah-peeno" peppers, haha.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I once asked for mayonnaise on my sandwich in a Wisconsin restaurant. After repeating myself 3 times, the waitress said they didn't have any.
5 minutes later, she returned and said "Oh wait, did you mean mayo??? Yeah, we have that."
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