So we had a hottie HR chick visiting from California today. She was trying to log into one of our HR lady's machines to check her email and I had to help her out. My boss walked by and noticed said hottie, so he came in to help out as well. Whilst walking her through setting up her outlook, I said "...and depending on how big your box is, it may take a while to load it."
My boss looked over at me, busted out laughing, and walked out of the office. It took me a second to realise what the hell he was laughing at. Then, being a really white person, my face turned an amusing shade of red nearly matching my beard. The HR chick played it off nicely by pretending to be oblivious, but I spent the rest of the day trying to get the taste of my foot out of my mouth.
Hopefully she has a good sense of humor, but just in case I'm polishing up my resume.