Seeing the bastardisation of the English language perpetrated by the wayward colonials from Americaland, a translation challenge for the septics - no helping please tarv or RedPhoenixxx (token Frenglishman)
Can you Adam it? Some chav tried to bum a snakebite off me down the snug but I only had a fiver left out of my giro so I told him to sling his hook. Anyhow, turns out he was a plod in mufti wanting to blend in like. Story was, some bint was scamming her ex for compo, even though she was minting it on the Avon.
Long story short, we got so ratted he left the place with his meat and two veg flapping in the breeze with his strides akimbo. I got a Joe Baxi back to my gaff but had to chuck an extra pony at the cabbie 'cause I left a dockyard omelette in the back of his wheels. To make matters worse, I tripped on the apples dashing for the bog and had a gypsy's down my strides.
1st prize is 20 minutes with Cody's mom
2nd prize is 40 minutes with Cody's mom
3rd prize is 5 minutes with Cody and a baseball bat.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
1st prize is 20 minutes with Cody's mom
2nd prize is 40 minutes with Cody's mom
3rd prize is 5 minutes with Cody and a baseball bat.
2nd prize is 40 minutes with Cody's mom
3rd prize is 5 minutes with Cody and a baseball bat.
Quote:
prize1
–noun
1. a reward for victory or superiority, as in a contest or competition.
2. something that is won in a lottery or the like.
3. anything striven for, worth striving for, or much valued.
4. something seized or captured, esp. an enemy's ship and cargo captured at sea in wartime.
5. the act of taking or capturing, esp. a ship at sea.
6. Archaic. a contest or match.
–adjective
7. having won a prize: a prize bull; a prize play.
8. worthy of a prize.
9. given or awarded as a prize.
–noun
1. a reward for victory or superiority, as in a contest or competition.
2. something that is won in a lottery or the like.
3. anything striven for, worth striving for, or much valued.
4. something seized or captured, esp. an enemy's ship and cargo captured at sea in wartime.
5. the act of taking or capturing, esp. a ship at sea.
6. Archaic. a contest or match.
–adjective
7. having won a prize: a prize bull; a prize play.
8. worthy of a prize.
9. given or awarded as a prize.
I vote for whatever coddy posts, that kid needs to get laid.
Nobby wrote:
3rd prize is 5 minutes with Cody and a baseball bat.
I know this one...
Quote:
Can you Adam it? Some chav tried to bum a snakebite off me down the snug but I only had a fiver left out of my giro so I told him to sling his hook. Anyhow, turns out he was a plod in mufti wanting to blend in like. Story was, some bint was scamming her ex for compo, even though she was minting it on the Avon.
Would you believe it? A (?) tried to scrounge a cider/lager mix from me in the pub. I only had 5 pounds left from my dole cheque, so I told him, 'no'.
Turns out he was a plain clothes detective. apparently , a woman was conning her ex-partner for compenstaion, even tho she was making plenty of money from ????
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Long story short, we got so ratted he left the place with his meat and two veg flapping in the breeze with his strides akimbo. I got a Joe Baxi back to my gaff but had to chuck an extra pony at the cabbie 'cause I left a dockyard omelette in the back of his wheels. To make matters worse, I tripped on the apples dashing for the bog and had a gypsy's down my strides.
We got inebriated. We were staggering somewhat when we left, and his genitals were hanging out of his trousers. Wehailed a taxi and travelled back to my house, but I had to tip the driver twenty pounds 'cos I vomited in his car. whats worse I tripped on the stairs and urinated down my trousers.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol the Flatulent wrote:
A close attempt
A) You're not an Yank
B) You live in England (albeit a smelly part of England that we towed 12,000 miles away for hygiene reasons)
c) Cody's Mom says she's already had you and you were Shite
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Ah, viddying that post gave me a pain in me gulliver. I'm off for a bit of the in-out, in-out with me devotchka, real horrorshow.
Cody's mum couldn't afford me.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
I was about to flog a roost over to urban dictionary to get the down low on the vernacular but I realized the birdie was actually a swamp donkey so I decided I was ghandi.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
The ants in France stay mainly on the plants.
Nobby wrote:
"I like pie."
I win.
Nadenu wrote:
Nobby wrote:
"I like pie."
I win.
Send Pix
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
trickybeck wrote:
Ah, viddying that post gave me a pain in me gulliver. I'm off for a bit of the in-out, in-out with me devotchka, real horrorshow.
hehe
Choodessny, choodessny
No lie, blood. Some plonker tried to nick my tipple, but I only had a Lady left from the social, so I told him to leg it. Thing is, he was the old bill in disguise. Some bird was drying her brinks, even tho she was livin it large, like.
At the end of the day, we got so blattered he left the boozer with his tail up his ***** I got a mini back to my gates, but had to lavish the knowledge cos I left a dutty in his ride. To make matters worse, I crashed on the ladder cos i had the runs, and ended up splashing my Doogie.
At the end of the day, we got so blattered he left the boozer with his tail up his ***** I got a mini back to my gates, but had to lavish the knowledge cos I left a dutty in his ride. To make matters worse, I crashed on the ladder cos i had the runs, and ended up splashing my Doogie.
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
No lie, blood. Some plonker tried to nick my tipple, but I only had a Lady left from the social, so I told him to leg it. Thing is, he was the old bill in disguise. Some bird was drying her brinks, even tho she was livin it large, like.
At the end of the day, we got so blattered he left the boozer with his tail up his ***** I got a mini back to my gates, but had to lavish the knowledge cos I left a dutty in his ride. To make matters worse, I crashed on the ladder cos i had the runs, and ended up splashing my Doogie.
At the end of the day, we got so blattered he left the boozer with his tail up his ***** I got a mini back to my gates, but had to lavish the knowledge cos I left a dutty in his ride. To make matters worse, I crashed on the ladder cos i had the runs, and ended up splashing my Doogie.
If that's the translation, we'll need it translated too.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Paul got it all except chav's a non-educated, shell suit wearing, fortified wine drinking, trouble causing delinquent
And Avon is a company selling ****** products that fourteen year old girls flog door to door to get their money for lambrini, condoms and 50 cent cd's. Isn't language a wonderful thing.
And Avon is a company selling ****** products that fourteen year old girls flog door to door to get their money for lambrini, condoms and 50 cent cd's. Isn't language a wonderful thing.
Elderon wrote:
The aunts in France stay mainly in my pants.
ficksered.
Walkerscrisps wrote:
Paul got it all except chav's a non-educated, shell suit wearing, fortified wine drinking, trouble causing delinquent
And Avon is a company selling sh*tty products that fourteen year old girls flog door to door to get their money for lambrini, condoms and 50 cent cd's. Isn't language a wonderful thing.
And Avon is a company selling sh*tty products that fourteen year old girls flog door to door to get their money for lambrini, condoms and 50 cent cd's. Isn't language a wonderful thing.
And Paulsol's a sheep-shagging Maori-Opressing LoTR-Extra Kiwi-*****.
That said - you're a Jimmy McJocko who doesn't post enough so GFY
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