Seeing the bastardisation of the English language perpetrated by the wayward colonials from Americaland, a translation challenge for the septics - no helping please tarv or RedPhoenixxx (token Frenglishman)
Can you Adam it? Some chav tried to bum a snakebite off me down the snug but I only had a fiver left out of my giro so I told him to sling his hook. Anyhow, turns out he was a plod in mufti wanting to blend in like. Story was, some bint was scamming her ex for compo, even though she was minting it on the Avon.
Long story short, we got so ratted he left the place with his meat and two veg flapping in the breeze with his strides akimbo. I got a Joe Baxi back to my gaff but had to chuck an extra pony at the cabbie 'cause I left a dockyard omelette in the back of his wheels. To make matters worse, I tripped on the apples dashing for the bog and had a gypsy's down my strides.
1st prize is 20 minutes with Cody's mom
2nd prize is 40 minutes with Cody's mom
3rd prize is 5 minutes with Cody and a baseball bat.