God doesn't want us to win?
That was the topic of Dr. Ron Archer's speech today when he came to my school. Dr. Archer is a motivational speaker, and he has advised the President (not sure how well that's going though), the CIA, and the Joint Chiefs of Staff on a fairly regular basis. He has also visited Iraq and worked on negotiations with North Korea.
Anyways, he was saying that generals are reporting strange things happening in Iraq. Iraqis ambushing perfectly hidden troops. Soldiers see a group of Iraqis and fire, only to discover that they were American soldiers. Tanks explode for seemingly no reason.
Are there logical, temporal reasons for these happenings? Possibly. Do I believe that these instances are acts of God? Not completely, but I think it could be likely. I'm just some brainwashed schoolchild anyways. I'll let you decide for yourself.
So what do you think?
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Makaro wrote:
So what do you think?
Them thar Irakis ain't as dum as we thawt.
God is the original terrorist.
and he has advised the President (not sure how well that's going though), the CIA, and the Joint Chiefs of Staff on a fairly regular basis
Yeah but he's a darkie, so they just keep asking him to go get coffee.
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That's some motivation, there. Didn't Bush tell him that God is on our side?
mabe, mabe not. personally, i think if God didnt want us there, george would have woke up from a nap on morning before the war started and said, hey, lets go to iran instead. or he would have just droped dead and the war war never would have started to begine with.
but thats just me. i think God lets us choose our own paths here. and the paths we choose bind us to our fate after we leave here. i think God let us go to iraq because thats what we WANTED to do, well, some of us anyway. God let us nail the lid on our own coffin. he shows us the path, but does not force us to walk it.
but thats just me. i think God lets us choose our own paths here. and the paths we choose bind us to our fate after we leave here. i think God let us go to iraq because thats what we WANTED to do, well, some of us anyway. God let us nail the lid on our own coffin. he shows us the path, but does not force us to walk it.
You bItches better start covering those hands and face.
We're losing in Iraq because of my bad attitude.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
We're losing in Iraq cos you shave too much.
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Edited, Feb 19th 2007 11:02pm by RedPhoenixxx
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Edited, Feb 19th 2007 11:02pm by RedPhoenixxx
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We're losing in Iraq cos you shave too much.
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Me or Joph?
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
We're losing in Iraq cos your wimmins shave their armpits.
Unlike our focksay sasquatch French Mademoiselles
Unlike our focksay sasquatch French Mademoiselles
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
God demands absolute, unquestioning faith or else he gets angry.
You must believe in Bush's plan in Iraq whole heartedly and without question and all will be well!
You must believe in Bush's plan in Iraq whole heartedly and without question and all will be well!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Waddya fookin mean 'losin'?
Defeatist!
Defeatist!
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Makaro wrote:
Quote:
We're losing in Iraq cos you shave too much.
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Me or Joph?
All of you infidels!
Nobby wrote:
Unlike our focksay sasquatch French Mademoiselles
A complete and utter urban myth if I ever saw one.
Well, except for our feminists, and our environmentalists, and those that live in the countryside, and those over 35.
bodhisattva wrote:
God demands absolute, unquestioning faith or else he gets angry.
You must believe in Bush's plan in Iraq whole heartedly and without question and all will be well!
You must believe in Bush's plan in Iraq whole heartedly and without question and all will be well!
And all is well.
All is well.
All is well...
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Makaro wrote:
Quote:
We're losing in Iraq cos you shave too much.
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Me or Joph?
All of you infidels!
Nobby wrote:
Unlike our focksay sasquatch French Mademoiselles
A complete and utter urban myth if I ever saw one.
Well, except for our feminists, and our environmentalists, and those that live in the countryside, and those over 35.
You guys still don't bathe though, right?
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Makaro wrote:
Quote:
We're losing in Iraq cos you shave too much.
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Of course, when I say "we", I mean "you".
Me or Joph?
All of you infidels!
Nobby wrote:
Unlike our focksay sasquatch French Mademoiselles
A complete and utter urban myth if I ever saw one.
Well, except for our feminists, and our environmentalists, and those that live in the countryside, and those over 35.
You guys still don't bathe though, right?
Never have, never will.
I said
I'd like to apologise for the flippant remark above. I was being sarcastic. And it wasn't called for. Sorry.
I think you lost in Iraq the moment you stepped accross the border. Nothing to do with God.
More to do with an idiotic plan, formulated by greedy paranoid fools, and carried out by an unsuspecting and blinkered military machine, against a country that hates being occupied, and its men, women and children being randomly tortured and slaughtered by the said occupier.
I could be wrong tho.
After all, nothing is the fault of the individual in the US.
Its always someone elses negligence.
Spill your coffe while driving. Sue the vendor.
Kill your dog in a microwave. Sue the vendor.
Lose a war in a third world country, that is already on its knees, blame God.
Blame the president? Cant do that. that would mean accepting collective blame for the fiasco. After all, he was re-elected, and he's still 'staying the course, with no serious opposition.
I've noticed a trend of late, from many rightwing commentators and gubnment official types to actually blame the Iraqis, (and Afghans) for their own predicament!
Par for the course I'd say.
Quote:
Waddya fookin mean 'losin'?
Defeatist!
Defeatist!
I'd like to apologise for the flippant remark above. I was being sarcastic. And it wasn't called for. Sorry.
I think you lost in Iraq the moment you stepped accross the border. Nothing to do with God.
More to do with an idiotic plan, formulated by greedy paranoid fools, and carried out by an unsuspecting and blinkered military machine, against a country that hates being occupied, and its men, women and children being randomly tortured and slaughtered by the said occupier.
I could be wrong tho.
After all, nothing is the fault of the individual in the US.
Its always someone elses negligence.
Spill your coffe while driving. Sue the vendor.
Kill your dog in a microwave. Sue the vendor.
Lose a war in a third world country, that is already on its knees, blame God.
Blame the president? Cant do that. that would mean accepting collective blame for the fiasco. After all, he was re-elected, and he's still 'staying the course, with no serious opposition.
I've noticed a trend of late, from many rightwing commentators and gubnment official types to actually blame the Iraqis, (and Afghans) for their own predicament!
Par for the course I'd say.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Every time Kansas votes in favor of evolution, an American soldier gets athlete's foot.
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Lose a war in a third world country, that is already on its knees, blame God.
The point is more that God would punish America for turning away from Him, like what happened in Ai. I don't think God was the one who sent us on an expensive collision course with the Axis of Evil.
If God didn't want us there ,we wouldn't be there
DUH
DUH
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The point is more that God would punish America for turning away from Him, like what happened in Ai. I don't think God was the one who sent us on an expensive collision course with the Axis of Evil.
Whose God we talking about here? Allah? Jehovah? buddha/John Frum.
But, point taken. I imagine that the great bearded one in the sky is pretty
p1$$3d off with the way His name is being used to justify whats being perpetrated right now.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
God is dead, thus spoke Zarathustra.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
God is dead, thus spoke Trent Reznor.
ROCK ON DUDE!!!
Makaro wrote:
God doesn't want us to win?
That can't be it, El Grande Jefe Bush said that before he went to war with Iraq he prayed about it.
That's enough to convince a little over 50 percent of U.S.A.'s voting populace, why do you hate voters?
:(
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
God is dead and no one cares, thus spoke Trent Reznor.
ROCK ON DUDE!!!
FTFY
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