In this case, I defragmented my HDD and it's now full of future-old data from the year 2043 :(
The News Headlines on the Google Home Page frightened the crap out of me.
Google News, February 2043 wrote:
"I Will Not Abdicate" says Queen Chelsea
Her Majesty Queen Chelsea Clinton-Schwarzennegger denied rumors that she is about to abdicate the U.S. throne and hand over power to her son, Arnold Jr.
Less than 12 years since she succeeded the late King Obama I as sovereign of the United Kingdom of America and Iraq, she maintained that her son and heir would assume the mantle of King "When I fUcking well feel like it".
Speaking from the UKA Royal Palace in New Baghdad (formerly known as Washington DC), she reminded people of her commitment to bring democracy, literacy and freedom to her entire domain (apart from Texas).
The British President, Sasha Baron-Cohen reiterated his support for the American Queen, saying "She may be the driest fUck I ever had, but she's promised me a timeshare villa in Basra if I keep schtum"
Stallone's Box Office Comeback
Sylvester Stallone has defied critics by taking No 1 slot in the Holo-Movie ratings war. Despite the failure of his 2037 offering "Rocky XXVIII - The Zimmer Frame of Fury", his death 3 years ago didn't dent his ambition to win that elusive 25th Oscar.
"Rocky XXIX - Rumble in the Morgue" was released Tuesday.
Price of Fuel Set to Fall
Reports from Bill Gates, CEO of the World Oil Corporation today denied that his monopoly on gasoline production and distribution was artificially maintaining oil prices at an all time high.
The Price of Gasoline in the UKA fell from 254 Euros per cup to 253.99 Euros. Gates claimed that the corporation was able to drop prices thanks to the release of "Gasoline Service Pack 3" which has fixed the problem of cars melting, and reduces the risk of Cancer on Contact to 85%.
Hopes rise in Jerusalem
A breakthrough was reached yesterday when President Chaim McGoldberg, the first scottish-born President of Israel, conceded that some Palestinians don't fUck camels very often and that Palestinian premier and DIY enthusiast "Ahmed Mi Shed" may possibly have a ********. Queen Chelsea was optimistic, but did confirm that she didn't expect the 2 middle eastern leaders would be sucking each others' diCks any time soon.
Wikipedia Folds!
Wikipedia today ceased its web presence for good, conceeding that it is now redundant since gbaji knows fUcking everything.
Her Majesty Queen Chelsea Clinton-Schwarzennegger denied rumors that she is about to abdicate the U.S. throne and hand over power to her son, Arnold Jr.
Less than 12 years since she succeeded the late King Obama I as sovereign of the United Kingdom of America and Iraq, she maintained that her son and heir would assume the mantle of King "When I fUcking well feel like it".
Speaking from the UKA Royal Palace in New Baghdad (formerly known as Washington DC), she reminded people of her commitment to bring democracy, literacy and freedom to her entire domain (apart from Texas).
The British President, Sasha Baron-Cohen reiterated his support for the American Queen, saying "She may be the driest fUck I ever had, but she's promised me a timeshare villa in Basra if I keep schtum"
Stallone's Box Office Comeback
Sylvester Stallone has defied critics by taking No 1 slot in the Holo-Movie ratings war. Despite the failure of his 2037 offering "Rocky XXVIII - The Zimmer Frame of Fury", his death 3 years ago didn't dent his ambition to win that elusive 25th Oscar.
"Rocky XXIX - Rumble in the Morgue" was released Tuesday.
Price of Fuel Set to Fall
Reports from Bill Gates, CEO of the World Oil Corporation today denied that his monopoly on gasoline production and distribution was artificially maintaining oil prices at an all time high.
The Price of Gasoline in the UKA fell from 254 Euros per cup to 253.99 Euros. Gates claimed that the corporation was able to drop prices thanks to the release of "Gasoline Service Pack 3" which has fixed the problem of cars melting, and reduces the risk of Cancer on Contact to 85%.
Hopes rise in Jerusalem
A breakthrough was reached yesterday when President Chaim McGoldberg, the first scottish-born President of Israel, conceded that some Palestinians don't fUck camels very often and that Palestinian premier and DIY enthusiast "Ahmed Mi Shed" may possibly have a ********. Queen Chelsea was optimistic, but did confirm that she didn't expect the 2 middle eastern leaders would be sucking each others' diCks any time soon.
Wikipedia Folds!
Wikipedia today ceased its web presence for good, conceeding that it is now redundant since gbaji knows fUcking everything.
