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You! Yes, you! I'm sick of you. But, rather than crying to the admins, I'm going to buy you off. Here are the terms:
You may not read or post on the Allakhazam forums for two full years on any account, logged in or not. If you do, I'll know and you won't get paid. I'm cool like that. You may visit the general sites, just not the forums. At the end of the two year period, you will receive a check for our agreed upon amount. You can visit again after that if you'd like.
What's the lowest price you'll agree to?
What's the lowest price you'll agree to?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Your firstborn child.
$1500. I need a new computer, and all the cool kids are hanging out on Angsty's forums anyways.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Your firstborn child.
Heh. Sucker.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
$10k, so long as it's tax free.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
200 bucks.
I'd do it for world peace and the fountain of youth. 1 Year for each.
Deal?
Deal?
Your choice of:
1 stick of sugarless chewing gum. Must be a stick, not a square gay *** chicklet thing.
1 Delicious cigarette made by the RJ Reynolds Tobacco cooperation out of fine domestic or Turkish tobaccos. May not be a menthol.
1 Hand knit monogrammed ******** mitten. Must be either green or pink, and must be well fitting.
$17.38 US
1 stick of sugarless chewing gum. Must be a stick, not a square gay *** chicklet thing.
1 Delicious cigarette made by the RJ Reynolds Tobacco cooperation out of fine domestic or Turkish tobaccos. May not be a menthol.
1 Hand knit monogrammed ******** mitten. Must be either green or pink, and must be well fitting.
$17.38 US
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
a fulltime nanny/wet nurse who wont try to sexify my bebe by withholding food for the alloted time.
DSD wrote:
a fulltime nanny/wet nurse who wont try to sexify my bebe by withholding food for the alloted time.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
DSD wrote:
a fulltime nanny/wet nurse who wont try to sexify my bebe by withholding food for the alloted time.
Joph wrote:
DSD wrote:
a fulltime nanny/wet nurse who wont try to sexify my bebe by withholding food for the alloted time.
Was that in English?
I think it was refering to this arcticle which is far more incomprehensible.
Edited, Feb 19th 2007 1:59pm by fhrugby
Jophiel wrote:
What's the lowest price you'll agree to?
8 billion dollars, and your post count merged onto my own!
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I'd like the same deal as those suicide bomber guys, you know, seventy virgins and fame for my martyrdom.
I want one of those
/points
Yeah. Those
/points
Yeah. Those
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I told you my price. QUIT WITH THE FRIKKEN GAMES! It wont work on me. I'm not going any lower no matter how much you complain.
My price? A girl that's not batshit crazy.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
2 things.
An amount of money (cash) equal to the following equation: Jophiel’s postcount * pi^2
Two options for the other thing: World Peace or eliminate all the stupid people in the world.
Chop chop.
An amount of money (cash) equal to the following equation: Jophiel’s postcount * pi^2
Two options for the other thing: World Peace or eliminate all the stupid people in the world.
Chop chop.
Can I ban whomever I want before I go?
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Can I ban whomever I want before I go?
Darq! Sexy and dangerous as always. If I was a boob man, I'd be all over you. Hell, half the time I drool over your avatars anyway.
Well, technically, you could ban whoever you wanted right now.
State of your employment not withstanding.
State of your employment not withstanding.
In order to leave, the public demands...Wow. You guys must really love this place.
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I'd do it for world peace and the fountain of youth. 1 Year for each.
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a fulltime nanny/wet nurse who wont try to sexify my bebe by withholding food for the alloted time.
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8 billion dollars, and your post count merged onto my own!
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I'd like the same deal as those suicide bomber guys, you know, seventy virgins and fame for my martyrdom.
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My price? A girl that's not ******* crazy.
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An amount of money (cash) equal to the following equation: Jophiel’s postcount * pi^2
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Wow. You guys must really love this place.
Nah, I think it's just greed coupled with knowing that if we give this place up we'll actually have to find something to do with our time. And that something may actually be productive and healthy. You know, move out of Mom's basement, get a haircut, job, whatever.
And hell I'm too lazy to even tell you what it would take to make me leave. A forklift maybe?
Jophiel wrote:
Wow. You guys must really love this place.
Yeah, about as much as a heroin addict loves sticking himself with needles.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
What's the lowest price you'll agree to?
Flea makes a move for the coveted #1 post count spot.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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