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#27 Feb 19 2007 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
Barkingturtle wrote:
Mentally challenged kids aren't creepy, they're worthy of pity. If you feel uncomfortable in their presence you should seek sensitivity training.
There's truth in that statement. 95% of the population of that board falls into the following categories:

a) No job, still in school
b) No job, not in school
c) Would you like fries with that?
#28 Feb 19 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Decent
Elderon wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Mentally challenged kids aren't creepy, they're worthy of pity. If you feel uncomfortable in their presence you should seek sensitivity training.
There's truth in that statement. 95% of the population of that board falls into the following categories:

a) No job, still in school
b) No job, not in school
c) Would you like fries with that?
d) Thank you for calling eMachines/Gateway tech support.
#29 Feb 19 2007 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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Hellboy the Hand wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Mentally challenged kids aren't creepy, they're worthy of pity. If you feel uncomfortable in their presence you should seek sensitivity training.
There's truth in that statement. 95% of the population of that board falls into the following categories:

a) No job, still in school
b) No job, not in school
c) Would you like fries with that?
d)You'll have to call that in, I'm busy working on a downed server <Refresh Forum=4>.
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#30 Feb 19 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
I'd have to agree, the OoT has reached a level of creepy that is making me want to find a new forum to post in. I don't follow anime, I don't frequent *chan, it seems to be going downhill more so than usual. There are some good posters but they aren't posting nearly enough.
#31 Feb 19 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
Thank you for calling eMachines/Gateway tech support.


Why hello there, little girl, could you put a grown-up on the phone, please?
#32 Feb 19 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
Wint wrote:
I'd have to agree, the OoT has reached a level of creepy that is making me want to find a new forum to post in. I don't follow anime, I don't frequent *chan, it seems to be going downhill more so than usual. There are some good posters but they aren't posting nearly enough.
Yet, Magi and Imperial Ninja seem to gravitate there. Food for thought.
#33 Feb 19 2007 at 9:45 AM Rating: Decent
Wint wrote:
I'd have to agree, the OoT has reached a level of creepy stupid that is making me want to find a new forum to post in. I don't follow anime, I don't frequent *chan, it seems to be going downhill more so than usual. There are some good posters but they aren't posting nearly enough.


It's like a cow-pie eating contest in there. Nothing but **** going in and **** going out.
#34 Feb 19 2007 at 9:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Wint wrote:
I'd have to agree, the OoT has reached a level of creepy stupid that is making me want to find a new forum to post in. I don't follow anime, I don't frequent *chan, it seems to be going downhill more so than usual. There are some good posters but they aren't posting nearly enough.


It's like a cow-pie eating contest in there. Nothing but sh*t going in and sh*t going out.


I'm embarassed. I've lived down here in Texas for most of my life and I've never once heard that analogy used.
#35 Feb 19 2007 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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Althrun wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
Wint wrote:
I'd have to agree, the OoT has reached a level of creepy stupid that is making me want to find a new forum to post in. I don't follow anime, I don't frequent *chan, it seems to be going downhill more so than usual. There are some good posters but they aren't posting nearly enough.


It's like a cow-pie eating contest in there. Nothing but sh*t going in and sh*t going out.



I'm embarassed. I've lived down here in Texas for most of my life and I've never once heard that analogy used.



Should you have? Do Texans eat a lot of shit?
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#36 Feb 19 2007 at 10:03 AM Rating: Excellent
My favorite Texas analogy is:

Nervous as a ***** in church.

Followed closely by:

Slick as nun Shit on a hot tin roof.
#37 Feb 19 2007 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Uglysasquatch wrote:
Althrun wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
Wint wrote:
I'd have to agree, the OoT has reached a level of creepy stupid that is making me want to find a new forum to post in. I don't follow anime, I don't frequent *chan, it seems to be going downhill more so than usual. There are some good posters but they aren't posting nearly enough.


It's like a cow-pie eating contest in there. Nothing but sh*t going in and sh*t going out.



I'm embarassed. I've lived down here in Texas for most of my life and I've never once heard that analogy used.



Should you have? Do Texans eat a lot of shit?


Have you forgotten where the current president hails from?
#38 Feb 19 2007 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Uglysasquatch wrote:
Should you have? Do Texans eat a lot of shit?



Yes, yes they do.

That is why they are so full of it.
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#39 Feb 19 2007 at 11:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
My favorite Texas analogy is:

Nervous as a ***** in church.

Followed closely by:

Slick as nun Shit on a hot tin roof.


My favourite is I feel like a 3 legged cat trying to bury a **** on a frozen pond. Actually, no idea if it's a Texas analogy or not, but it still makes me giggle like an OOT'er reading one of Hellboy's "NO U" posts.

I assume they giggle, maybe they just fondle themselves...
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#40 Feb 19 2007 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually, no idea if it's a Texas analogy or not, but it still makes me giggle like an OOT'er reading one of Hellboy's "NO U" posts.

I assume they giggle, maybe they just fondle themselves...


Depending on which poster you're talking about, sometimes a little of both.
#41 Feb 19 2007 at 11:42 AM Rating: Decent
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My favoUrite Texan phrase is "So dumb he couldn't pour **** out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel"

My favoUrite Brit ones are "As welcome as a fart in a space-suit" and "As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike"
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#42 Feb 19 2007 at 11:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon wrote:
..become less interesting. I expect so much more from the big bad asylum. I'm going to call my internet lawyer on you cyber-bullies! I'll be in the sanctuary, having a CJ if anyone needs me. Cnuts.
Does this mean AllaNois is off? 'Cause, if it is, I'm gonna stop making these deviled eggs.
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#43 Feb 19 2007 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good
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Does this mean AllaNois is off? 'Cause, if it is, I'm gonna stop making these deviled eggs.
I see no reason why. Your child and I still have to eat.
#44 Feb 19 2007 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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My favoUrite Texan phrase is "So dumb he couldn't pour **** out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel"

My favoUrite Brit ones are "As welcome as a fart in a space-suit" and "As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike"
Useless as tits on a bull.
#45 Feb 19 2007 at 12:41 PM Rating: Default
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#46 Feb 19 2007 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
Clueless as Elite Beat Agent in the presence of a ******.
#47 Feb 19 2007 at 12:48 PM Rating: Default
I'd say loldongs and do a barrel roll and stick it in her pooper.
#48 Feb 19 2007 at 1:26 PM Rating: Default
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I suck long dongs and do a barrel roll and stick it in my pooper.
#49 Feb 19 2007 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
My dad used to say "Slicker than greased owl ****" and "Faster than a striped-assed ape". Not Texan phrases, probably eastern Nebraskan.
#50 Feb 19 2007 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
Smiley: lol It's even funnier when all the asylum has had lately is some lame FTFY's and a couple gfy-cnut's. At least we have a level of creepyness that can only be sustained by people of epic legend.
#51 Feb 19 2007 at 3:04 PM Rating: Default
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Codyy wrote:
Smiley: lol It's even funnier when all the asylum has had lately is some lame FTFY's and a couple gfy-cnut's. At least we have a level of creepyness that can only be sustained by people of epic legend.


You don't know what the fUck you're talking about.
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