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#1 Feb 17 2007 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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I mean, weird ugly!

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An ugly duckling has made waves on a farm - when he was born with four legs.

A rare mutation has left eight-day-old Stumpy with two extra legs behind the two he moves around on.

Owner Nicky Janaway, of Warrawee Duck Farm in the New Forest, Hampshire, said she was gobsmacked when she turned Stumpy over to check his sex.

"It was absolutely bizarre. I was thinking 'he's got too many legs' and I kept counting: One, two, three, four,'" she said.

Mrs Janaway said the animal would not survive in the wild.



Reminds me of the old joke:

Visitor: What does a 4 legged duck taste like?
Farmer: No idea. Haven't managed to catch one of the buggers yet!
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#2 Feb 17 2007 at 11:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow...that is weird.
#3 Feb 17 2007 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
Why, that's not an ugly duckling, 'tis a swan with three vaginas!
#4 Feb 17 2007 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thats far far far tooo close to being a duck spider for my tastes...
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Edited, Feb 17th 2007 5:08pm by Hellboy
#6 Feb 17 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Aww, I think he's cute! Much better than the similar mutation of a cow with extra legs but only slightly more adorable than the six-legged lamb.
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#7 Feb 17 2007 at 7:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Kao wrote:
Thats far far far tooo close to being a duck spider for my tastes...



Spider Duck?




edit: Maybe I should post the URL

Edited, Feb 17th 2007 10:36pm by Driftwood
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#8 Feb 18 2007 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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