A little something you lads might enjoy. I forget how I came about this site but I've really taken a liking to it. I'm seriously considering ordering a subscription to the magazine.
Cheers, f'uckers!
Modern Drunkard Magazine
Links to some of teh funny:
86 rules of Boozing
Drunkard Communication Skills
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Bookmarked! Those 86 Rules are rock fUcking solid.
Nice find. I enjoyed the Andre the Giant story. Epic drunkard!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Rule #45 wrote:
It's okay to drink alone.
I am in fact familiar with Modern Drunkard, having found some paper copies on one of my misadventures and hoarded them to distribute at a summer boozefest I hosted. I had not thought to check the interwebs for the digital version, however, and for that good sir, I thank you.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
Gross
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70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.
82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam wrote:
Quote:
19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
Gross
there's a reason my room at the last place I stayed in ended up looking like I murdered someone with an axe.... pen corking + red wine = explosion... never did that again.
Do what now?
Glad to be of service, BT. We drunks gotta look out for each other.
*seekrit alcky handshake*
40 Things
I'll have you know that I've completed no less than 23 items on that list.
yay me!
*seekrit alcky handshake*
40 Things
I'll have you know that I've completed no less than 23 items on that list.
yay me! Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I have completed all but nine of those items, and only two of them will never happen, those being giving a hobo twenty bucks and going to my place of worship drunk. Hobos suck, and I don't worship. Although once, when I was on house arrest for my DUI, I told my PO that I was deeply religious and attended a church across town, near my favorite sunday morning drinking spot, and so I was allowed to leave the house sunday mornings and if I had been pulled over I would have been in the clear, unless of course I was on my way home.
A two dollar build-your-own Bloody Mary bar and buck-fiofty biscuits and gravy, now that's what I call chuch!
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44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
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69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
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69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
Truer words were never spoken.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Glad to be of service, BT. We drunks gotta look out for each other.
*seekrit alcky handshake*
40 Things
I'll have you know that I've completed no less than 23 items on that list.yay me!
*seekrit alcky handshake*
40 Things
I'll have you know that I've completed no less than 23 items on that list.
yay me! 21 Completed.
Only 14 for me. I must be a n00b
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
My New Hero
Referring To Hang overs wrote:
On a side note, once we had a tank of oxygen and a nurse giving B12 shots (the needle kind) on the tour bus the next day, and it was incredible what a difference it made.
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