On behalf of a grateful nation let me personally thank you and Senor Tare for not naming him any of the following: Ethan, Logan, Ryan, Tyler, Noah, Dylan, Aidan, Caleb, Landon, or god help us, Ash.
Thanks again.
Yay for Jack!
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