I'd feel a lot more comfortable if you would get to the hospital, but if you need me to help, I feel semi-certain that I can deliver this baby! With Wikipedia's help, of course.
Edit: I also want to say congratulations! And i hope that the baby comes out easy and stuff. I debated for awhile whether good luck or congratulations were appropriate, and in the spirit of not jinxing things, decided to go with congratulations.
Edited, Feb 14th 2007 1:11am by Barkingturtle