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I'm up timing contractions. What the hell are you doing up?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
It's only 12:54 here; I'm watching Conan.
And now I'm thinking about your ******, yay!
And now I'm thinking about your ******, yay!
Barkingturtle wrote:
And now I'm thinking about your ******, yay!
You made a pregnant woman laugh during labor - another achievement to add to the list!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I'd feel a lot more comfortable if you would get to the hospital, but if you need me to help, I feel semi-certain that I can deliver this baby! With Wikipedia's help, of course.
Edit: I also want to say congratulations! And i hope that the baby comes out easy and stuff. I debated for awhile whether good luck or congratulations were appropriate, and in the spirit of not jinxing things, decided to go with congratulations.
Edited, Feb 14th 2007 1:11am by Barkingturtle
Edit: I also want to say congratulations! And i hope that the baby comes out easy and stuff. I debated for awhile whether good luck or congratulations were appropriate, and in the spirit of not jinxing things, decided to go with congratulations.
Edited, Feb 14th 2007 1:11am by Barkingturtle
Woohoo! Valentine's baby! Who called it?
Ooooh! Excited for you!! Have a swift one!!
Fingers crossed for you.May it be swift. I'm up feeding my own spawn.
I had it. Of course you have another 110 hours of labor to go through.
It's 2:46 for me...
It's 2:46 for me...
I'm at work pretending I'm working.
It's 10h46, and the forum is more alive than usual.
Still best wishes, and may you get all the swiftness you deserve.
It's 10h46, and the forum is more alive than usual.
Still best wishes, and may you get all the swiftness you deserve.
If it happens around noon I win. Woot!
A Valentine Baby would be nice, 
good luck and yes may it be a swift/healthy one!
good luck and yes may it be a swift/healthy one!Hooray! Happy Valentine's baby!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
About time!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I hope the weather there is better than here.. I just finished digging out 3-4 ft snow drifts in my driveway! Grats on the new Tareling!!
You might wanna put a tarp under that...
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
#16REDACTED,
Posted: Feb 14 2007 at 7:09 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) oh no not another welfare baby you liberals are going to want me to pay for.
achileez wrote:
oh no not another rate down post for me
Varus
Varus
Hooray! And yes, about time.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Woot! Push it out by 8:00AM! Then you can get breakfast.
achileez wrote:
oh no not another welfare baby you liberals are going to want me to pay for.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Good to hear, Tare. Don't forget the camera so you can snap pics for us!
Atomicflea wrote:
Good to hear, Tare. Don't forget the camera so you can snap pics for us!
Please make sure the pics are taken after the birth.
/blech
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Good to hear, Tare. Don't forget the camera so you can snap pics for us!
Please make sure pics are taken of the afterbirth.
Get outta my head!
Good luck Tare! Work that va-jay-jay! 
...unless, you know, it's going to be a Cesarean section birth...then, not so much on working the va-jay-jay.
...unless, you know, it's going to be a Cesarean section birth...then, not so much on working the va-jay-jay.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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