Hillary and her driver are cruising thru New Hampshire when the limo strikes and kills an old cow that wandered into the road. Hillary sees a nearby farm and tells the driver to go explain.
An hour later the driver staggers back to the car holding a bottle of fine wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and lipstick smeared all over his face.
"What happened to you?" Hillary asked.
The driver says, "The farmer gave me this cigar. The farmers wife gave me the bottle of wine and the farmers twin daughters made mad, passionate love to me."
"What did you tell them?"
"I said I was Hillary Clintons' driver and I just killed the old cow....."
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