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#1 Feb 13 2007 at 9:43 PM Rating: Good
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VANCOUVER, Wash. - A Vancouver man accused of faking retardation for nearly two decades so that his mother could collect Social Security benefits has agreed to plead guilty.

Pete Costello, 26, is scheduled to plead guilty Friday in U.S. District Court in Tacoma.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Norman Barbosa said Costello would face a standard sentencing range of six months to one year in prison and will be asked to repay the $59,226 he took from the government.

Barbosa says beginning shortly before his eighth birthday, Costello began faking retardation in interviews with agency officials and psychologists, all at his mother's behest.

Rosie Marie Costello was indicted with her son last fall on conspiracy and fraud charges. Prosecutors say the mother pulled the same trick with her daughter, who has not been charged. Court documents say all told, Rosie Marie Costello raked in $222,000 on behalf of the children.


See? I told you sumbitches what you're doing daily here is a crime.

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#2 Feb 13 2007 at 9:47 PM Rating: Good
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The only difference is, none of us are getting paid for it. Shame on us.
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#3 Feb 13 2007 at 9:50 PM Rating: Default
Can't wait till they get rid of the welfare system. ******* liberals wanting to help the poor. THis will teach them.
#4 Feb 13 2007 at 9:56 PM Rating: Decent
Konvick wrote:
Can't wait till they get rid of the welfare system. @#%^ing liberals wanting to help the poor. THis will teach them.



Yes, because real retards shouldn't get any help. Gotcha Smiley: thumbsup
#5 Feb 13 2007 at 10:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm quite frankly ashamed for Vancouver. Oh well, Mren wasn't posting here anymore anyways.
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#6 Feb 13 2007 at 10:34 PM Rating: Good
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I see how this could happen, though. In San Francisco, it's hard to distinguish the authentic retarded folks from the rest of the citizenry. About the only way to tell, is that the special-needs segment has more teeth, and less symptoms of methmouth.

In California, our retards wear holographic stickers and carry certificates of authenticity to verify their retardation--of course, the certificates have to be laminated to be drool-resistant. When we see one that looks like a ****** but doesn't have the sticker and the certificate, we just figure he's related to Elderon...

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#7 Feb 14 2007 at 12:52 AM Rating: Default
King Rimesume wrote:
Konvick wrote:
Can't wait till they get rid of the welfare system. @#%^ing liberals wanting to help the poor. THis will teach them.



Yes, because real retards shouldn't get any help. Gotcha Smiley: thumbsup


For reals yo, I'm hecka glad we got rid of that whole Darwin thing, let's just all thank God Darwinism doesn't apply to humans...
#8 Feb 14 2007 at 12:54 AM Rating: Default
Totem wrote:


In California, our retards wear holographic stickers and carry certificates of authenticity to verify their retardation--of course, the certificates have to be laminated to be drool-resistant.


Sh*t, pickleprince told me it was his backstage pass, I should have known he was lying when he wouldn't tell me which concert it was for.
#9 Feb 14 2007 at 2:41 AM Rating: Decent
Totem wrote:
VANCOUVER, Wash. - A Vancouver man accused of faking retardation for nearly two decades so that his mother could collect Social Security benefits has agreed to plead guilty.

Pete Costello, 26


So he's been pretending to be a ****** since he was 6 years old?

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#10 Feb 14 2007 at 4:17 AM Rating: Good
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Totem wrote:
VANCOUVER, Wash. - A Vancouver man accused of faking retardation for nearly two decades so that his mother could collect Social Security benefits has agreed to plead guilty.

Pete Costello, 26


So he's been pretending to be a ****** since he was 6 years old?



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No, you're gonna be retarted, Mommy doesn't wan to work. Now get with the drooling.
#11 Feb 16 2007 at 7:00 PM Rating: Default
ok, you got it all wrong.

he was FAKING being retarded. clearly he wasnt one of us.
#12 Feb 17 2007 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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shadowrelm wrote:
ok, you got it all wrong.

he was FAKING being retarded. clearly he wasnt one of us.



Speak for yourself, I fake it everyday.
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