So, here's the deal. I need to add cool things to kaobot to make it less lame. Sooo, I need two things. Responses for the "magic 8 ball" thingy, and phrases that it says when you say things to it.
Anyone have any ideas? here are the existing 8 ball ones:
($nick = name of whoever asked the question)
...maybe ;)
No!
Yes!
Ask me again later
Im not sure...
You're gonna have a long wait for that
Most likely!
Fat chance, $nick
No way $nick!
Definitely $nick...
I can also add things like
when the word "wombat" is said, write "oh no! a wombat!"
So here is your chance to be a permanent part of forum history. Feel free to suggest things, chances are they will get added.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
So, here's the deal. I need to add cool things to kaobot to make it less lame.
Aren't IRC bots inherently lame?
Yes. but this one will be less so. Work with me here!
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"trau ma! trau ma! trau ma!" everytime I log into IRC.
Wow, Kao. Could you be any creepier?
You're no fun.
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lolbifrons = kao smash!
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
make it say "desu" and "AMIRITE"?
Now take notes git, That, would be creepy.
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Whenever anyone enters :
"Didn't I ban you yet $nick?"
Edited, Feb 14th 2007 7:33am by Jodwahhfromseraph
"Didn't I ban you yet $nick?"
Edited, Feb 14th 2007 7:33am by Jodwahhfromseraph
Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:
"trau ma! trau ma! trau ma!" everytime I log into IRC.
no no, it should say, "Finally got through the revolving door?"
:D
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
"This directive could not be processed" or whatever the error code says when the gerbil isn't fed on this forum.
"No, I will not have sex with you, $nick!.... Unless you show me bewbs."
"Waht's up, Kelvy?" whenever he logs on.
Magic 8-ball
"Are you kidding?"
Magic 8-ball
"Are you kidding?"
Nexa wrote:
Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:
"trau ma! trau ma! trau ma!" everytime I log into IRC.
no no, it should say, "Finally got through the revolving door?"
:D
Nexa
Reason why it says "trau ma!" was because of Kao in IRC in the first place. I was whining last night about working 12+ hour shifts will probably traumatize me out of the field and he just typed "trau ma! trau ma! trau ma!" out of nowhere.
Of course, I then told him how I read it in my head with a "crazy robot voice" and how amused I was. (I get easily amused, of course.)
The funny part is the bot really says that when I enter the IRC channel! I burst laughing last night in the middle of the office (didn't care if I scared the cleaning lady. hehe)
This looks like it could be entertaining.
"I've killed people for less than that."
Go **** yourself, $nick. (How could you have omitted this one?)
Your robot is offline. 
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
You're no fun.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Now take notes git, That, would be creepy.
You missundertand Kao, "Wow, Kao. Could you be any creepier?" was my contribution.
"Only when my ranger dings 42"
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition"
"It violates the correspondence principle of quantum mechanics...but it just may be right"
"Heisenberg."
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition"
"It violates the correspondence principle of quantum mechanics...but it just may be right"
"Heisenberg."
"That's just crazy enough to work!"
"Dammit, $nick, I'm a Kaobot, not a bricklayer!"
"No. Not even if you beg."
"Dammit, $nick, I'm a Kaobot, not a bricklayer!"
"No. Not even if you beg."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
"You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin"
"With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man"
"I'm Kilroy!"
"How bout them Bears?"
"You should consider staying in the closet."
"I like my coffee black, my pie square and my women in the trunk."
"What do you want to do today?"
"With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man"
"I'm Kilroy!"
"How bout them Bears?"
"You should consider staying in the closet."
"I like my coffee black, my pie square and my women in the trunk."
"What do you want to do today?"
Put in a "quote bank" with funny IRC quotes that people can bring up with a command.
And make "Nixnot" be substituted whenever someone says "gay."
And make "Nixnot" be substituted whenever someone says "gay."
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