and while I'm in a ranting mood. . .Follow

- Umbrellas: Or, more specifically, people that march down the street using them as a shield and poking your eye out if you don't dive onto the street.

- Hip-Hop/Reggeton videos: How fUcking unimaginative can you get? It's the same crappy shIt every single time: girls dancing, guys with a ton of bling, and, erm, nope, that's it. I remember a time when music videos were a creative outlet, as opposed to a softcore version of Girls Gone Wild.

- English people that talk about the weaher for 15 minutes: It's overcast. Sometimes rainy. That - is - IT! There is no other weather in the UK. How you can have a whole conversation about the fact that coulds are in the sky, and that sometimes rain falls from them, is beyond me.

- The Sun. (Not the star, the toilet paper.)

- English people that complain about the fact it's overcast/rainy: It's England!! You guys were born here, and every single day of your life save one week in August it's been overcast or rainy. If you haven't goten used to it by now, then move to Spain. Which they do, and then complain it's too "hot".

- English public transport: The tube, the trains, the buses. FUck that, make that English transport full stop, since the roads are so congested anyway. Everything is near, yet everything takes ages. Not only that, going from London to Newcastle is the price of a flight to Barbados. And takes roughly the same amount of time. Not only that, but if ever the weather is anything but overcast/rainy, nothing works anymore: A bit of snow, a bit of sun, some falling leaves, the whole train system comes to a standstill. The worst is the falling leaves on the track. It happens every single year. Roughly at the same time, too. And yet every year it causes delays and cancellations.

- Gbaji.

- "Greatest Hits" albums Especially after two albums. And people still buy them cos it's got an "unreleased track". There's probably a reason it was unreleased in the first place: It's shIt.

- The state of the music industry in general: And especially the lyrics. If you have nothing to say, make an electro track. Make an instrumental. Jump in the Thames with leaded boots. But "Oh Oh baby, yeah yeah yeah, you know!" is not a freaking chorus.

- George Bush.

- Tourists in the tube: It's bad enough as it is without those idiots slowing everything down even more.

- Ex-smokers.

- People that stand on the left side of the escalator: It's not complicated. Stand on the right, walk on the left. If you can't figure out that simple rule of public transports, then you deserve to get kicked down the escalator.

- Foreigners that complain about the country they are in: If you're not happy, fUck off back to your own country! Them foreigners and them funny language that come over 'ere and don't even bover to learn the language! I'll learn them a lesson or two.



Edited, Feb 13th 2007 10:44am by RedPhoenixxx