and while I'm in a ranting mood. . .Follow

MetalJeff not being sub-default

I don't even use the default filter! But for Bob's sake at least let him get subbed so that I can have the satisfaction to know that if I chose to I could turn off his totally inane and witless prattle!

I hate the fact that there are directions on bottles of liquid soap, or shampoo. If you're that ******* stupid that you don't understand those, you should just die.

I feel the same with the instruction "Enjoy" at the end of the directions of making something.

I'm with Nobby on the apple stickers. I hate peeling those stupid things off.

I really hate plastic packaging. You know the packaging that is molded around the item and is so bloody impossible to get open that you have to resort to cutting it open with scissors? Yeah, grrr.

You're screwed Nobby.

Josef Mengele.





He leaves beard hair all over the sink, he puts the empty ice cube tray back in the freezer, and he refuses to do the dishes.

"So, are your nipples hard? Because mine sure are!"
Yea, I'm slick like that.


I really have far too many to list. I could write a book about my pet peeves.

* Most residents of Massachusetts.
* People that are walking slower than I want them too.
* People that stand within 3' of me.
* People that walk 3 or more abreast when I want to go around them or through them if they are walking the opposite direction and then have the nerve to give me a dirty look when they catch a shoulder as I knock them the @#%^ out of my way.
* Fat chicks that wear belly shirts because they don't seem to understand that having their fat rolls hanging out over their belt isn't cool or hot, just disgusting.
* Parents who don't control their children.
* Parents who don't know that their children are stupid and/or ugly.
* Women who get all pissy after they realize that you never had any intentions of having a serious relationship with them after having already been told such but were convinced that they could change your mind if they slept with you.
* Those turds that won't shut the f'uck up in a bar because they are too stupid to see that you couldn't give a sh*t what they are talking about and that you are only being nice by humoring them but you really want to punch them in the back of the head.
* That d;ck that plays "Crazy *****" on the jukebox 10 times in the same night.
* Bars that don't actually know what time it is and insist that "Bar Time" is real.
* Telemarketers
* Anyone that doesn't use a blinker, even if there isn't another car in sight.
* People that drive in the fast lane, doing less than the speed limit.
* Stickers on glassware. Very annoying trying to get that sh*t off.
* People that think an escalator is a people mover and not just a moving set of stairs and don't get the @#%^ out of your way when you are trying to use them properly...lazy @#%^s.
* @#%^s that bring baby carriages on escalators.
* Chicks with big purses that are f'ucking oblivious to the fact that their pocket purse is @#%^ing huge and they keep on bumping it into other people and things.
* Black shoes w/ a brown belt.
* finger sticks for blood (I really, really, really want to punch a nurse when they do that)
* Those pricks at the deli counter that give you 1/2 lb. when you asked for 1/4 lb. or that other douche that always adds an extra .14 onto whatever quantity you requested, and charges you for it.
* Those f'ucking cnuts that can't handle putting those hand baskets you get in a grocery store in a proper stack but instead just toss them all askew on the top.
* Fat, lazy f'uckers that are too busy to push their shopping cart to the designated area that is 20' f'ucking feet from their goddamn car!

ok, that's it for now. I'm getting all worked up.


Edit: can't believe I forgot this one.

The fact that I can't rate down twats like Magi and Jizzdar. That really grinds my gears!

Edited, Feb 11th 2007 2:12pm by Jacobsdeception

we're good like that ;)

expanding on a few of yours, JD:



Not only do I hate telemarketers, but I really hate those dumb fucks from CA calling at 9pm MY time. First, I never listen to what you're trying to sell. If I want something, I'll find it on my own. I dont need you soliciting to me. Secondly, you honestly think someone is going to buy from you when you dont even take the time to research the area you're calling to make sure you're not calling at night? Third, get my last name right!!!! It's not that hard to say! I swear you'd fuck up trying to say the surname Smith.



How about the people who turn their blinker on 5 minutes before they turn?

No, no! She's just, uh... saving it for Exodus!

or people that turn their blinker on AFTER they've already stopped to turn.

The asses who thought it would be a good idea to have their fax machines call our regular phone. I swear, half the calls we get I pick up the phone, hear the fax machine "beep", and slam the receiver. Of course, the goddamn thing has to retry three more times because that's how modems work.

People who watch what I'm doing over my shoulder. If I wanted you to see the forum post I'm looking at, I would ask you to come over and read it. It's even worse when I ask them to go away, but they insist that they "aren't bothering anything". You know what you're bothering? ME, YOU FUCKTARD!!!

Edited, Feb 11th 2007 4:21pm by DodoBird