Have you ever *********** in a public place?
| Yes: |    | 50 (50.0%) |
| No: | | 50 (50.0%) |
| Total: | 100 |
For all those that respond 'yes', where was it?
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Inspired by the public bathroom thread, here's another poll to stimulate some interesting discussion.
For all those that respond 'yes', where was it?
For all those that respond 'yes', where was it?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Inspired by the public bathroom thread, here's another poll to stimulate some interesting discussion.
Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!
For all those that respond 'yes', where was it?
Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!
For all those that respond 'yes', where was it?
I wondered who was making those grunting sounds. Would you keep it down, you're making it hard for me to concentrate over here.
Oh yeah baby, just like that. Mmm yeah. Oh, you're a dirty girl, aren't you?
Oh yeah baby, just like that. Mmm yeah. Oh, you're a dirty girl, aren't you?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I was about 14 or so at the time and REALLY needed to rub one off while waiting to be picked up from work. You know those stairway looking closeted areas? Yeah.
I think back to it and STILL can't believe I did that.In the car, naturally. Also, when I lived in Colorado I would sometimes climb a peak and have a good tug. Also, for a time I lived across the street from a school for blind children, so figure it out.
I feel better getting that off my chest.
I feel better getting that off my chest.
yup lol, one of my first times EVER was back in like 6th grade at school went to the bathroom and just *shrugs* handled business
In 7th grade in class (<_<;; my cute lab parthner helped out, she was really nice ^^)
At church once (yayaya i'm going to hell LMAO)
a few times when i deployed to Thailand (STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I WAS DEPRIVED)
FINE!! i'm a dirty pervert ;;>_>
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In 7th grade in class (<_<;; my cute lab parthner helped out, she was really nice ^^)
At church once (yayaya i'm going to hell LMAO)
a few times when i deployed to Thailand (STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I WAS DEPRIVED)
FINE!! i'm a dirty pervert ;;>_>
/hide
I'm not sure which I find more distressing: your penchant for doing the five-finger-knuckle-shuffle in public, or your flagrant use of retarded emoticons.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
For all those that respond 'yes', where was it?
Oh yes, I DID go there!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nah, that's way more work than I could ever bother with, thankyouverymuch. I'll wait 'til I get home to my favorite spot.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I was on a trip across country did in gas station.
True story. And it's like When Harry Met Sally mixed with Seinfeld's Master of My Domain.
I was having dinner at a restaurant with a few guy friends from college. And were all sitting at a really large booth. Anyways, I noticed that everyone was sitting slouchy and they had their hands under the table and they were all avoiding eye contact with each other. Wasn't quite sure what was going on so I just stayed quiet.
All of a sudden, one of them brings his hands up and slaps his hand down on the table and says "Done! Pay up!" And they all each throw money on the table.
Turns out they decided to have a race and were all rubbing one out to see who get to the finish line first. As soon as they explained to me what they did, I just grabbed my purse, told them they were all sick and I wasn't talking to them for a long time.
I still shudder.
Edit: Oh, and for me back row in a movie theater at the late show. My then-boyfriend dared me.
Edited, Feb 9th 2007 9:47pm by Thumbelyna
I was having dinner at a restaurant with a few guy friends from college. And were all sitting at a really large booth. Anyways, I noticed that everyone was sitting slouchy and they had their hands under the table and they were all avoiding eye contact with each other. Wasn't quite sure what was going on so I just stayed quiet.
All of a sudden, one of them brings his hands up and slaps his hand down on the table and says "Done! Pay up!" And they all each throw money on the table.
Turns out they decided to have a race and were all rubbing one out to see who get to the finish line first. As soon as they explained to me what they did, I just grabbed my purse, told them they were all sick and I wasn't talking to them for a long time.
I still shudder.
Edit: Oh, and for me back row in a movie theater at the late show. My then-boyfriend dared me.
Edited, Feb 9th 2007 9:47pm by Thumbelyna
I like to sit outside Nexa's bedroom window..
On occasion, if I get the urge. Sometimes you just have to take a moment.
Atomicflea wrote:
On occasion, if I get the urge. Sometimes you just have to take a moment.
Being that the Asylum is technically a public forum, I'm adding it to my list right now.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
True story. And it's like When Harry Met Sally mixed with Seinfeld's Master of My Domain.
I was having dinner at a restaurant with a few guy friends from college. And were all sitting at a really large booth. Anyways, I noticed that everyone was sitting slouchy and they had their hands under the table and they were all avoiding eye contact with each other. Wasn't quite sure what was going on so I just stayed quiet.
All of a sudden, one of them brings his hands up and slaps his hand down on the table and says "Done! Pay up!" And they all each throw money on the table.
Turns out they decided to have a race and were all rubbing one out to see who get to the finish line first. As soon as they explained to me what they did, I just grabbed my purse, told them they were all sick and I wasn't talking to them for a long time.
I still shudder.
Edit: Oh, and for me back row in a movie theater at the late show. My then-boyfriend dared me.
Edited, Feb 9th 2007 9:47pm by Thumbelyna
I was having dinner at a restaurant with a few guy friends from college. And were all sitting at a really large booth. Anyways, I noticed that everyone was sitting slouchy and they had their hands under the table and they were all avoiding eye contact with each other. Wasn't quite sure what was going on so I just stayed quiet.
All of a sudden, one of them brings his hands up and slaps his hand down on the table and says "Done! Pay up!" And they all each throw money on the table.
Turns out they decided to have a race and were all rubbing one out to see who get to the finish line first. As soon as they explained to me what they did, I just grabbed my purse, told them they were all sick and I wasn't talking to them for a long time.
I still shudder.
Edit: Oh, and for me back row in a movie theater at the late show. My then-boyfriend dared me.
Edited, Feb 9th 2007 9:47pm by Thumbelyna
That has to be the most disgusting idea I've ever heard of. Like, really. What the hell.
Barkingturtle wrote:
I'm adding it to my list right now.
Atomicflea wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
I'm adding it to my list right now.
Nope, I type with both hands; I'm using my feet.
I voted yes. I can't recall any specific occasion, I'm just going with the odds on this one.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
True story. And it's like When Harry Met Sally mixed with Seinfeld's Master of My Domain.
I was having dinner at a restaurant with a few guy friends from college. And were all sitting at a really large booth. Anyways, I noticed that everyone was sitting slouchy and they had their hands under the table and they were all avoiding eye contact with each other. Wasn't quite sure what was going on so I just stayed quiet.
All of a sudden, one of them brings his hands up and slaps his hand down on the table and says "Done! Pay up!" And they all each throw money on the table.
Turns out they decided to have a race and were all rubbing one out to see who get to the finish line first. As soon as they explained to me what they did, I just grabbed my purse, told them they were all sick and I wasn't talking to them for a long time.
I still shudder.
Edit: Oh, and for me back row in a movie theater at the late show. My then-boyfriend dared me.
Edited, Feb 9th 2007 9:47pm by Thumbelyna
That has to be the most disgusting idea I've ever heard of. Like, really. What the hell.
True story. And it's like When Harry Met Sally mixed with Seinfeld's Master of My Domain.
I was having dinner at a restaurant with a few guy friends from college. And were all sitting at a really large booth. Anyways, I noticed that everyone was sitting slouchy and they had their hands under the table and they were all avoiding eye contact with each other. Wasn't quite sure what was going on so I just stayed quiet.
All of a sudden, one of them brings his hands up and slaps his hand down on the table and says "Done! Pay up!" And they all each throw money on the table.
Turns out they decided to have a race and were all rubbing one out to see who get to the finish line first. As soon as they explained to me what they did, I just grabbed my purse, told them they were all sick and I wasn't talking to them for a long time.
I still shudder.
Edit: Oh, and for me back row in a movie theater at the late show. My then-boyfriend dared me.
Edited, Feb 9th 2007 9:47pm by Thumbelyna
That has to be the most disgusting idea I've ever heard of. Like, really. What the hell.
Then you haven't heard of the game called Sticky Biscuit.
I am shocked that the score is 50-50. I am even more shocked at Thumb's story!
And no I have NEVER heard of that.
Now re-do this poll and separate the males from females!
And no I have NEVER heard of that.
Now re-do this poll and separate the males from females!
Kween Darqflame wrote:
I am shocked that the score is 50-50. I am even more shocked at Thumb's story!
And no I have NEVER heard of that.
Now re-do this poll and separate the males from females!
And no I have NEVER heard of that.
Now re-do this poll and separate the males from females!
Sounds like a yes to me.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Oddly enough, I was in college, waiting to take the exit exam. I had my legs crossed, and a pair of tight jeans on. I as rocking my leg back and forth because I was bored. The test administrator was giving instructions on how to completely fill in those stupid circles, and my mind was wandering.
The friction was nice, and the next thing I knew, I felt pretty good about taking that test....
The friction was nice, and the next thing I knew, I felt pretty good about taking that test....
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LordDamion the Irrelevant wrote:
yup lol, one of my first times EVER was back in like 6th grade at school went to the bathroom and just *shrugs* handled business
In 7th grade in class (<_<;; my cute lab parthner helped out, she was really nice ^^)
At church once (yayaya i'm going to hell LMAO)
a few times when i deployed to Thailand (STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I WAS DEPRIVED)
FINE!! i'm a dirty pervert ;;>_>
/hide
In 7th grade in class (<_<;; my cute lab parthner helped out, she was really nice ^^)
At church once (yayaya i'm going to hell LMAO)
a few times when i deployed to Thailand (STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I WAS DEPRIVED)
FINE!! i'm a dirty pervert ;;>_>
/hide
LOL your lab partner....i don't think so
Bragging aside, unless his lab partner just watched and gave hints, I don't think it fits the intent of the OP.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Bragging aside, unless his lab partner just watched and gave hints, I don't think it fits the intent of the OP.
Syntax? Jophiel is gbaji's sockpuppet!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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