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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! Down the tracks, not across the tracks.

Then you're a slacker! You can't do anything right! Hell you even messed up your own suicide! You'll never amount to anything, cause you're a slacker, that's why! If you're going to do something, don't bother unless you are going to make the effort to do it right! Now watch -/wrist- this is now you do it right. Notice the blood pouring out from the wound. It only takes about 1 minute to drain enough blood to render you...

oh yeah

[img]http://swg.allakhazam.com/kd/wombatpic.jpg[/img]

I had to do it..

Pregnancy

I have to admit, the analogy isn't originally mine. A friend on LiveJournal described baby kicks as feeling like the pops in a Jiffy Pop popper.

Edited, Feb 10th 2007 9:48am by Ambrya