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#1 Feb 08 2007 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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Or we could just make random observations, like:

Why does beating new-born puppies with an iron bar always give you an erection?

Oops. Just me then?
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#2 Feb 08 2007 at 4:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Random fact - Anna Nicoles ****** died 5 days before she did!
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#3 Feb 08 2007 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
Random fact - Anna Nicoles ****** died 5 days before she did!
Actually, Her ****** died and revived regularly every 5 centuries or so.

It's pure scientist speculation that it's anything other than regular natural cycles.

Bloody Global Vaginaing lobbyists Smiley: oyvey
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#4 Feb 08 2007 at 4:27 PM Rating: Default
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Agreed!


It's too bad, cuz she was kinda hot again.






*edit*

Oops. I don't see my new avvy lasting too long...

Edited, Feb 8th 2007 7:28pm by Grizzleox
#5 Feb 08 2007 at 4:27 PM Rating: Excellent
Anna dies, yet Elvis lives. How is that fair?
#6 Feb 08 2007 at 4:28 PM Rating: Excellent
Grizzleox wrote:
Agreed!


It's too bad, cuz she was kinda hot again.
HOLY **** FULL FRONTAL NUDITY TARD!! /*******
#7 Feb 08 2007 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
HOLY sh*t FULL FRONTAL NUDITY TARD!! /*******

Date a lot of below-the-waist amputees?




Edited, Feb 8th 2007 4:49pm by trickybeck
#8 Feb 08 2007 at 4:53 PM Rating: Excellent
trickybeck wrote:
Elderon wrote:
HOLY sh*t FULL FRONTAL NUDITY TARD!! /*******

Date a lot of below-the-waist amputees?



If you look close enough, you can see her fur popping up. Smiley: glare
#9 Feb 08 2007 at 5:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grizzleox wrote:
Oops. I don't see my new avvy lasting too long...


Ya got that right. No nudity! *thwap*

More importantly: does your mom know you've been taking nekkid pictures of her and posting them on the intarweb?

Edited, Feb 8th 2007 5:30pm by Fleven
#10 Feb 08 2007 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
Fleven wrote:
Grizzleox wrote:
Oops. I don't see my new avvy lasting too long...


Ya got that right. No nudity! *thwap*

More importantly: does your mom know you've been taking nekkid pictures of her and posting them on the intarweb?


It has come to my attention that some nudity may have taken place here, and I missed it. In order to properly ascertain whether not a pubic jungle did in fact make an appearance, I'm going to need the offending pic sent to me via PM.

Chop chop.
#11 Feb 08 2007 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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It has come to my attention that some nudity may have taken place here, and I missed it. In order to properly ascertain whether not a pubic jungle did in fact make an appearance, I'm going to need the offending pic sent to me via PM.

Chop chop.


Ditto. Get on it people.
#12 Feb 08 2007 at 5:57 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't know what I was thinking. After a firm slap on the wrist, I have been warned.

:-)
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*edit*

The offending material has been posted...

on the wall opposite my toilet.

Edited, Feb 8th 2007 8:59pm by Grizzleox
#13 Feb 08 2007 at 6:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is it wrong that the first thought I had upon hearing her bodyguard tried to revive her with CPR was "How the hell did he expect that to work with all that silicone in the way?"
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#14 Feb 08 2007 at 6:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon wrote:
Anna dies, yet Elvis lives. How is that fair?


Smiley: mad
#15 Feb 08 2007 at 6:32 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Is it wrong that the first thought I had upon hearing her bodyguard tried to revive her with CPR was "How the hell did he expect that to work with all that silicone in the way?"
I had the same thought pretty much, except replace "work" with "not puke" and "silicone in the way" with "rotten taste of old *****".
#16 Feb 08 2007 at 7:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Go through her clothes and look for loose change.
#17 Feb 08 2007 at 7:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Is it wrong that the first thought I had upon hearing her bodyguard tried to revive her with CPR was "How the hell did he expect that to work with all that silicone in the way?"

It probably would have insulated her from a defibrulator, too.
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#18 Feb 08 2007 at 7:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Go through her clothes and look for loose change.
That's not the only loose thing you'd find.
#20 Feb 08 2007 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operations, but it'll be worth it.
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#22 Feb 08 2007 at 9:56 PM Rating: Default
Come back to work. I quite that job months ago.

How baked are you? Anyway, JP revealed himself as an actual robot and is going to eat your grandmothers brain.
#23 Feb 08 2007 at 9:59 PM Rating: Default
On a side note:

What do Trimspa and a stingray have in common?


They both kill B list celebs.
Highlight here^





Edited, Feb 9th 2007 12:02am by Konvick
#24 Feb 08 2007 at 10:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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On that note, this is a perfect opportunity for a hijack:

I hate Bindi Erwin. Seriously, she's got her little dance video and what not, but the only reason that she's famous to any degree is because her dad died. And what the hell kind of name is Bindi? Back in my day, the only bindi we had was this. Stupid Australians, trying to push tourism by exploiting a little girl and her dead father.

"Come down und-ah to Australia, home a' that bloke that died and his cute lil' joey!"

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 12:10am by Demea
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#26 Feb 08 2007 at 10:13 PM Rating: Default
Hijacked like a 747 you son of a *****.
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