Been a bad one for ol' Anna Nicole Smith, but at least now it's over.
This certainly is one way to get out of a paternity test.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Who done it?
Dammit, you beat me to it - I just stumbled across the article on MSN.com
Pierce Marshall must be opening up a bottle of champagne right now...except he's dead too, apparently.
Edited, Feb 8th 2007 4:26pm by Smoggy
Pierce Marshall must be opening up a bottle of champagne right now...except he's dead too, apparently.
Edited, Feb 8th 2007 4:26pm by Smoggy
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The age Marilyn died. Huh.
Huh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hmm. Erm I mean; Huh.
And Amelia Earhart! Coincidence?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Huh.
Damn shame. I was really hoping that Playboy was going to do an issue of washed up has-beens that used to be hot, then got all fat and ugly, but then got do-able again. She would likely have made the cover.
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Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.
Marilyn was 36. However, the news conference live feed is at Joe DiMaggio's Children's Hospital.
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
However, the news conference live feed is at Joe DiMaggio's Children's Hospital.
I was watching the live feed for a moment, it was just a fixed camera on some microphones being set-up. Best part was the sound-check guy who came in and, I Shit you not, said:
"Check, check- Check one. Making a living off Anna Nicole, making a living off Anna Nicole".
Huh.
Her poor daughter. :(
BT wrote:
Yeah I saw that, too. Whether he was trying to make a point or not, it came off to me pretty slimy. The media at its finest. What a schmuck.
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I was watching the live feed for a moment, it was just a fixed camera on some microphones being set-up. Best part was the sound-check guy who came in and, I **** you not, said:
"Check, check- Check one. Making a living off Anna Nicole, making a living off Anna Nicole".
Huh.
"Check, check- Check one. Making a living off Anna Nicole, making a living off Anna Nicole".
Huh.
Yeah I saw that, too. Whether he was trying to make a point or not, it came off to me pretty slimy. The media at its finest. What a schmuck.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Pikko Pots wrote:
Her poor daughter. :(
You never know...this might work out ok for her.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Whether he was trying to make a point or not, it came off to me pretty slimy.
I suppose... but I still can't help feeling sorry for a 4 month old losing her mommy.
Oh, thank goodness. I was worried that the Astronaut might not be able to carry the whole news load for the week and a story about Iraq might sneak in or something.
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Pikko Pots wrote:
I suppose... but I still can't help feeling sorry for a 4 month old losing her mommy.
I think she might be better off, especially if she goes to Birkhead, and not that nutball lawyer.
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Pikko Pots wrote:
I suppose... but I still can't help feeling sorry for a 4 month old losing her mommy.
Atomicflea wrote:
I think she might be better off, especially if she goes to Birkhead, and not that nutball lawyer.
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Elderon wrote:
]That whole scenario makes the baby Jesus cry. 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Elderon wrote:
That whole scenario makes the baby Jesus cry.
Just to be an asshole thread-downer, I was going to feel bad about Smith but then I decided to spend my day's allotment of empathy on this girl:God damn.
CNN wrote:
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania (AP) -- The father of a young girl who died of exposure had knocked her unconscious because he was angry she wouldn't go to bed, then took her outside in freezing temperatures and left her there, police said before the man's arraignment Thursday.
Nyia Miangel Page, who was about to turn 2, was found dead Sunday on a wooded knoll about a 10 minute walk from the family's home.
Tiny footprints in the snow suggested she had gotten up and wandered around before she died, police said.
Nyia Miangel Page, who was about to turn 2, was found dead Sunday on a wooded knoll about a 10 minute walk from the family's home.
Tiny footprints in the snow suggested she had gotten up and wandered around before she died, police said.
Belkira wrote:
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