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Go f'uck yourself with a rusty fire poker ****** boy.
I am allergic to iron oxide too, part of my poor self-image. And I am afriad of sharp objects....
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I am allergic to iron oxide too, part of my poor self-image. And I am afriad of sharp objects....
Elderon wrote:
The Glorious annabellaonalexander wrote:
who is on the bottom?
Can I film it?
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Senjiow wrote:
/trying to cover up the butthurt with retarded statements
Elderon wrote:
the same dumbass comebacks, over and over
Why would you ever think I give a cold, moldy **** about you. As soon as you get some hair in your "danger spot" we'll talk.
Senjiow wrote:
Elderon wrote:
the same dumbass comebacks, over and over
Why would you ever think I give a cold, moldy sh*t about you. As soon as you get some hair in your "danger spot" we'll talk.
Wait, let me make sure I understand you completely...
You say that your mom is a ***** and that I fucked her when you were a child.
Now you're saying that I haven't reached puberty..
You're calling your mother a kid toucher?
Elderon wrote:
I really am a man.
It seems I was confused then.
I guess having the rapier wit of Corky from Life Goes On doesn't mean you're not a man. I am sorry.
And yes, my mom is a pedofile.
I guess having the rapier wit of Corky from Life Goes On doesn't mean you're not a man.
Stop stealing my material, ***.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Senjiow wrote:
And yes, my mom is a pedofile.
Elderon wrote:
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree then does it.
Dad?
Are you done burying yourself, or do you still have illusions that you're winning here?
When did I say I was winning? I am just posting because I want to play. Play with me Dave.
Metastophicleas wrote:
Who's Dave?
At work, I'm often told that I'm very persuasive.
I've got a really good menacing scowl.
Jacobsdeception wrote:
Metastophicleas wrote:
Who's Dave?
I'm almost 30, and I have no idea where that's from, so if the youngin' is pulling out stuff that old...wow, Eldy's in for it now
.Metastophicleas wrote:
Jacobsdeception wrote:
Metastophicleas wrote:
Who's Dave?
I'm almost 30, and I have no idea where that's from, so if the youngin' is pulling out stuff that old...wow, Eldy's in for it now
.Isn't that from 2001 or 2010 or whatever? Hal the Menacing computer?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I'm almost 30, and I have no idea where that's from
Stop watching ****** movies.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Isn't that from 2001 or 2010 or whatever? Hal the Menacing computer?
Aye
smash wrote:
Stop watching sh*tty movies.
Just because that movie rocked when you were in high school doesn't mean **** today. That's like saying that movie with the pew-pew lazers! and the Ewoks was awesome because it was the shiznit in it's hey-day. I'm sure people thought that Charlie Chaplin's work was the cat's *** back when he was working also. 2001 was ok, but not that great.
DERAIL TI...
DAMMIT!!!
DAMMIT!!!
Bringing derailâ„¢ back.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Tare wrote:
Metastophicleas wrote:
Jacobsdeception wrote:
Metastophicleas wrote:
Who's Dave?
I'm almost 30, and I have no idea where that's from, so if the youngin' is pulling out stuff that old...wow, Eldy's in for it now
.Isn't that from 2001 or 2010 or whatever? Hal the Menacing computer?
Oh ****, it is. Damn, I had forgotten all about that...wow. I need to watch old movies more often.
I'm very visual thinker, able to picture complex ideas spatially, in my head. Sadly I'm **** poor at conveying my thoughts into words that make sense, most of the time. When I do though, I been able to amaze an Physicist from NASA, with how well I understand particle physics.
I've been known to draw and paint, fantastic works of Art, understand how to write Haiku's that follow the true Japanese form and style, in English. I am known as a good cook, makers of great pie crusts, salad dressings and asked to cook meals just like my mom did. I sew, do needlework, knit and know so many different art and crafts, that I'm often ask to teach others.
I am full of knowledge of many subjects, but master of none. Able to make friends quickly where ever I'm at with a wide range of folks. Open minded, I will talk to anyone at least once, but if I find them pigheaded, I will avoid them in the future.
I am deeply spiritual, without having any belief in a intelligence, behind the life force I see in All Things. I'm best able to connect with this when I've *** multiple times and feel like the Sex Goddess, I am.
I've been known to draw and paint, fantastic works of Art, understand how to write Haiku's that follow the true Japanese form and style, in English. I am known as a good cook, makers of great pie crusts, salad dressings and asked to cook meals just like my mom did. I sew, do needlework, knit and know so many different art and crafts, that I'm often ask to teach others.
I am full of knowledge of many subjects, but master of none. Able to make friends quickly where ever I'm at with a wide range of folks. Open minded, I will talk to anyone at least once, but if I find them pigheaded, I will avoid them in the future.
I am deeply spiritual, without having any belief in a intelligence, behind the life force I see in All Things. I'm best able to connect with this when I've *** multiple times and feel like the Sex Goddess, I am.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
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Good at dating Crazy girls. Leaving them and then failing out of college because I knocked one up. (true story ask demea) Remember kids condoms not only protect against HIV STDs and Pregnacey, They also protect against 3 counts of murder 1. (true story ask demea).
Jacobsdeception wrote:
Esoteric geek reference that is probably before your time. Hell, it's even before my time.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I don't really have any special talents. Maybe the ability to contribute to posts long after they've been derailed.
Oh, that and self-pity.
Oh, that and self-pity.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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