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You're also fabulous at making famously ****** posts. You are the epidomy of crap. Congratulations!
Don't forget to cup the balls Eldy.
And it is epitome slick.
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Don't forget to cup the balls Eldy.
And it is epitome slick.
Senjiow wrote:
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You're also fabulous at making famously sh*tty posts. You are the epidomy of crap. Congratulations!
Don't forget to cup the balls Eldy.
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And it is epitome slick.
I have my single engine plane license and I haven't crashed yet so I guess I'm a pretty good Pilot. 
PinkyLady wrote:
I have my single engine plane license and I haven't crashed yet so I guess I'm a pretty good Pilot.
I can mow my lawn in damn-near straight lines....almost
Dragonflies land on me lots, is that a talent?
I think it's probably because I smell like bog-water.
Nexa
I think it's probably because I smell like bog-water.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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often compared to Hemingway . . . after having consumed lethal amounts of alcohol.
http://www.unhooked.com/sep/writers.htm wrote:
Goodwin looked at the seven Americans who have won the Nobel prize for literature and found that four of them--Sinclair Lewis, Eugene O'Neill, William Faulkner and Ernest Hemingway--were definitely alcoholic, while a fifth--John Steinbeck--drank to excess. The two Nobel winners who weren't alcoholics were Pearl Buck and Saul Bellow.
Goodwin also discusses the drinking lives of Edgar Allen Poe, Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Steinbeck, Faulkner, O'Neill and Malcolm Lowry. He concludes that alcoholism is an epidemic among 20th-century writers.
Goodwin also discusses the drinking lives of Edgar Allen Poe, Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Steinbeck, Faulkner, O'Neill and Malcolm Lowry. He concludes that alcoholism is an epidemic among 20th-century writers.
Hrmm. I guess I need to hit the bottle a little bit more if I plan to get any better at this. So Flea, where does Joph keep the Wild Turkey? I'm a bit conflicted though, when one contrasts Twiz's and Moe's alcohol induced writing styles.
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And who the f'uck are you anyway?
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And who the f'uck are you anyway?
Now that Eldy has insulted me, I am just an hero. Now can I be in your cool club? It was just make my day.
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And who the f'uck are you anyway?
Now that Eldy has insulted me, I am just an mega loser like the rest of the self important cnuts that wander in here and normally end up sub-defaulted.
I'm a decent artist--at least at painting. I know alot of random facts about pop culture--I'm like the classic Gen-Xer in that sense. Oh, and I've been told that I am a good public speaker. I also have written some academic papers and published a few and generally have been given positive feedback for those endeavors. Oh and I don't act that often but the times that I've been called forth to use my skills, people said that I seem "eerily authentic" and often freak people out b/c they don't realize I'm acting. I'm like Meryl Streep, except not so talented.
Edited, Feb 8th 2007 2:34pm by annabellaonalexander
Edited, Feb 8th 2007 2:34pm by annabellaonalexander
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
BT wrote:
R. Kelly? Dat you?
What am I good at?
- Making people laugh (intentionally or otherwise)
- Drawing/cartooning - if I actually put any effort into it, but unfortunately, I haven't been passionate about it for a long time.
- Good with animals (not sexually like the goatmeister...I'm just mediocre in that dept...I keed, I keed)
- Decent writer (make my living at it)
- musically, I sing, play the guitar and clarinet pretty well - Don't look for me on American Idol anytime soon...
- decent at sports - tennis, swimming, football, baseball
- troubleshooting pc and network problems
- carpentry/DYI stuff
- pc gaming/board games
- Guinness imbibing
- S.H.A.F.T.
- Ooh forgot - very good at random entertainment trivia (I'm like a Rainman sponge retaining a lot of useless information about movies, tv shows, pop culture)...I should get a job on E! or VH1...hmmmm....
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I'm a registered sex offender. I'm solutions oriented. I can fly.
R. Kelly? Dat you?
What am I good at?
- Making people laugh (intentionally or otherwise)
- Drawing/cartooning - if I actually put any effort into it, but unfortunately, I haven't been passionate about it for a long time.
- Good with animals (not sexually like the goatmeister...I'm just mediocre in that dept...I keed, I keed)
- Decent writer (make my living at it)
- musically, I sing, play the guitar and clarinet pretty well - Don't look for me on American Idol anytime soon...
- decent at sports - tennis, swimming, football, baseball
- troubleshooting pc and network problems
- carpentry/DYI stuff
- pc gaming/board games
- Guinness imbibing
- S.H.A.F.T.
- Ooh forgot - very good at random entertainment trivia (I'm like a Rainman sponge retaining a lot of useless information about movies, tv shows, pop culture)...I should get a job on E! or VH1...hmmmm....
Edited, Feb 8th 2007 11:36am by Smoggy
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
Eldy, stop being such a wide hard ***.
Nexa wrote:
Dragonflies land on me lots, is that a talent?
I think it's probably because I smell like bog-water.
Nexa
I think it's probably because I smell like bog-water.
Nexa
Swamp Donkey?
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Now that Eldy has insulted me, I am just an mega loser like the rest of the self important cnuts that wander in here and normally end up sub-defaulted.
Mega loser? Holy ****, it's 1988 again? Totally.
And yes I am lost, I thought this thread was about talent, which makes me wonder how the hell Elderon can post in here?
I think it's probably because I smell like bog-water.
There's an N in that word, hippie.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Why would she be a bog-wanter? That doesn't make any sense.
Senjiow wrote:
And yes I am lost
and you should be back in your home forum soon enough. If you need a lift, I'm sure we can arrange to have them pick you up.
I can't help it if that's what patchouli smells like.
I want a ham and cheese calzone.
Nexa
I want a ham and cheese calzone.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I think it's probably because I smell like bog-water.
There's an N in that word, hippie.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I can design almost anything, and visualize 2d as 3d. I'm a quick reader. I'm quite good with electronics and motors. I make cute kids.
Senjiow wrote:
And yes I am lost, I thought this thread was about talent, which makes me wonder how the hell Elderon can post in here?
Eldy as a unique talent, he appears to the the Pied Piper of idiots...
Finally! Something sig worthy. Of the most unlikely sources though..
Senjiow wrote:
I'm not sure who the bigger idiot/s are, you for posting this, or them for making it to begin with.
Is that supposed to be a joke or a comeback? Either way, you are unfunny.
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