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#1 Feb 08 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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One of Mia's books teaches the saccharine lesson that everyone is good at something, so I'm curious: what are you good at? Do you have any particular talents?

I am good at the frisbee, trivia games, crib, gardening and drinking beer.
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#2 Feb 08 2007 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
Sex. Or so I'm told.
#3 Feb 08 2007 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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I knew I should have added "cue Elderon and a sex post in 3, 2, 1..." to the OP.

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#4 Feb 08 2007 at 10:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Speaking really fast and lying. I should have been a used car salesman.

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#5 Feb 08 2007 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Crib? Is that some sort of Mosejaw slang for making sweet love down by the fire?
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#6 Feb 08 2007 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Speaking really fast and lying. I should have been a used car salesman.

Nexa


Oooh, good one.
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#7 Feb 08 2007 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm a 'good for nothing'.
#8 Feb 08 2007 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Crib? Is that some sort of Mosejaw slang for making sweet love down by the fire?


It's a card game...aka cribbage.

Making sweet love is fun too though.
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#9 Feb 08 2007 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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I just know how things work.
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#10 Feb 08 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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Artistic, good eye for color and style, good with needlework and a good singing voice. I would have been quite the Incomparable back in the eighteenth century, provided anyone could overlook my darkness.
#11 Feb 08 2007 at 10:23 AM Rating: Decent
Yeah I'd like to think I'm a good writer, oh and I'm supposedly a superb liar.
#12REDACTED, Posted: Feb 08 2007 at 10:29 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) okra farming...does being better looking than everyone else count as a talent?
#13 Feb 08 2007 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
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Music
I have musical genes on both sides of my family. I don't read music very well but have always been able to pick up about any instrument and figure out a song by ear. My last big dabbling was into brass before I dwindled back now into my current folk/blues kick.
I don't think I sing too bad either..

Empathy
I can usually get along with anyone at anytime. I think that growing up in the environment that I did made me a very tolerant and observant person.

I used to write good poetry... but I think that once you start to think that you write good you either good being capable of it or just lose the will.. some of the stuff I've written recently isn't too bad.. but I just don't seem to have the drive these days. I used to fill up notebooks.

oh yeah, Acting.. I really used to be into theatre until I realized I didn;pt wish to tolerate all the frikkin favouritism and snobbery involved with it.


Wow. What a nice therapeutic threadSmiley: smile

GFY


Edited, Feb 8th 2007 1:31pm by Kelvyquayo
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#14 Feb 08 2007 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
Wow. What a nice therapeutic threadSmiley: smile
No kidding. I need to paint more.
#15 Feb 08 2007 at 10:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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I can usually see both (all) sides of a question; the down side is that I can be indecisive. The other down side is that I can get impatient when people continue explaining what they mean when I GET IT, haha.

Tare, I challenge you to a cribbage match.

And I can generally see the humorous, or at least the ridiculous, side of anything.

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#16 Feb 08 2007 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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I can usually see both (all) sides of a question; the down side is that I can be indecisive. The other down side is that I can get impatient when people continue explaining what they mean when I GET IT, haha.


hehe. That's reminds me of my other 'talent' of being able to think about 5 other things and still appear to be paying attentionSmiley: lol
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#17 Feb 08 2007 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
Internet Research. I can find just about anything on the web. Which Mr.Katie puts to good use having me search and locate specialty parts for this MR2 and Samurai projects.
#18 Feb 08 2007 at 10:53 AM Rating: Decent
I'm good at... um...


Hmm.

Now I'm sad again.
#19 Feb 08 2007 at 10:56 AM Rating: Decent
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I can stick out my shoulder blades, it looks really cool, or gross.

And I am also pretty damn good at cribbage.
#20 Feb 08 2007 at 10:57 AM Rating: Decent
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I can stick out my shoulder blades, it looks really cool, or gross.

And I am also pretty damn good at cribbage.
You're also fabulous at making famously shitty posts. You are the epidomy of crap. Congratulations!
#21 Feb 08 2007 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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#22 Feb 08 2007 at 11:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Internet Research. I can find just about anything on the web.


Google "Oblivious" for me.

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#23 Feb 08 2007 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Speaking really fast and lying.

Psshhaw! Smiley: rolleyes


I'm pretty good at planning trips, for myself at least. I also seem to be rather skilled at making computers do stuff that I want them too. I couldn't tell you how to do it or walk you through it, but if you sit me down in front of a computer everything just sort of falls into place. People ask me questions like "what did you do?" or "what was wrong with it?" and I'll be all like "Iunno". Smiley: blush
#24 Feb 08 2007 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
Senjiow wrote:
I can stick out my shoulder blades, it looks really cool, or gross.

And I am also pretty damn good at cribbage.
You're also fabulous at making famously shitty posts. You are the epidomy of crap. Congratulations!
Huh? Smiley: dubious
#25 Feb 08 2007 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
Long have I waited for such a thread, now where to begin? I'm blessed with a cornucopia of varied talents; some springing forth from my mere being and others carefully cultivated. I guess I'll just make an initial list, and will perhaps update it as I think of more:

I am a gifted writer, often compared to Hemmingway. I can bend my index finger backward till it touches my outer-wrist. I can maintain an erection even after having consumed lethal amounts of alcohol. I am good at math. People and animals alike trust me. I tip well. As far as I know, I'm the only man on the planet who has trained his nipples to lactate on command, and when churned lovingly my man-breastmilk transforms into the sweetest and supplest of butter. I can smell desperation and naivete. I can walk on my hands. I breathe fire. I am modest, humble, and wise beyond my years. I'm a registered sex offender. I'm solutions oriented. I can fly. Most of all, I am simply a ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak world, and I can love you all.
#26 Feb 08 2007 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a registered sex offender.
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I can love you all.
I'll bet.
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