Another Alla milestone for me, although mine will never be the largest e-peen in my home, so this is both a celebration and a mourning. You all know what would make me feel better.
I'm calling it now. As soon as Joph Jr. learns to type, he'll overtake his father within five years and by seven years will have accumulated more than both Joph and Flea combined. You heard it here first, folks!
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.†― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If at any point you feel that you or somebody you know Joph has too many posts, feel free to donate some to the "Get Demea to 10k" charity drive. Phone lines are open, and operators are sitting by.