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Nexa wrote:
I think the thing with me is that most hetero **** is very hung up on the male being intimidating or coercive and I find that really unappealing. I mean, it's one thing if you're into that in the bedroom with your own partner who you feel comfortable with and whatnot, but I don't want to see some girl looking frightened while giving a guy head...doesn't do a thing for me. Neither does the stupid **** "oh I just ordered pizza in my underpants" thing.
This is making it sound like I watch *way* more **** than I do.
Nexa
I'm not really into the watching sex thing, I'm more hands on, but when I do this is why I don't enjoy it much. I'm all into the girl enjoying whats going on, the last thing I want is her worried I'll (or the guy in the ****) slap her upside the head if I don't like what she is doing. It kinda gets in the way of her finishing.
Lesbian **** bores the hell out of me.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Lesbian **** bores the hell out of me.
Clearly you haven't seen the right lesbians.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I want is her worried I'll (or the guy in the ****) slap her upside the head if I don't like what she is doing.
You don't want the girl to be worried that some guy from a Mexican porno is going to run in and slap her in the head? I thought that was $5 extra anyway, no?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I've never really been into the money shot thing either. It's pretty disgusting actually, I'd rather blow my load in the girl's mouth personally. That's hawt.
As to the abusive/degrading stuff to women, never really dug that either. I see a guy going to town on a girl doggy-style and he reaches up and gives her the fish-hook routine whilst pulling on her hair, and she's obviously not enjoying it, and I think "Why?"
BT, I'm working on a PM now. You may have to make multiple shipments.
As to the abusive/degrading stuff to women, never really dug that either. I see a guy going to town on a girl doggy-style and he reaches up and gives her the fish-hook routine whilst pulling on her hair, and she's obviously not enjoying it, and I think "Why?"
BT, I'm working on a PM now. You may have to make multiple shipments.
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